Quote the Raven: "Memeingmore!"

Here's Another Edition of this shit!

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Let's hope this nonsensical collection is good for a giggle or six! Steal these memes if you are so inclined. Return them to their natural habitat on the Internet.

Back In The Day, I published this silliness in the Humans Community with the tag 'humor'. That was because Back In The Day, there was no Humor Community. Vocal totally stole MY IDEA. 😠😡 I'm now migrating everything over here where it belongs. I'm also adding new crap into these comedy routines. So even if you've already seen this.... you haven't totally seen this!!! ⚡😁👍

The usual WARNINGS apply. My humor is juvenile, often smutty, and seriously inappropriate in some civilized societies. Don't let your children or pets see these! You probably don't want your grandparents exposed either, unless they're wearing masks.

I shall not be held liable for people who use this comedy irresponsibly!

Here's a Dozen+ more Memes, with my Asinine Commentary Added!

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#1) — feeling nostalgic

Did I post that ☝️ before... or am I experiencing yet another instance of déjà vu?

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#2) — feeling delectable

I go by 'Bolt' and 'LB' but my real last name is O'Neal. And I can speak from experience! Don't let this sign fool you! Irish people actually taste great!

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#3) — feeling flirtatious

Different centuries, different language, same basic male mindset. We are geniuses at flirting!

Am I right?

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#4) — feeling poetic

Isaac Newton was an amateur compared to me. Romance in the 21st Century has evolved! ⚡😁👍

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#5) — feeling lazy

How do you feel about thieves, because I flat-out stole this meme! ☝️

#AndDontEvenGiveAF !!!

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#6) — feeling cheesy

Thin? Ewww! 🫤 Even Isaac Newton liked 'em thicc!

And only Hawaiians get paid that whopping $8 an hour? It's not like they have high heating bills, like Alaskans.

Everything about this is fucked up. I heard at Pizza Hut, they are now hiring everyone from the Midwest. Sure, Pizza Hut's pizza sucks ass, but employees (thankfully!) aren't required to eat there.

Papa John needs to be reported to Mama.

{{ FULL DISCLOSURE: this ⚡😁☝️ is all for the sake of jokes, motivated by that sign. Personally, I do like 'em thin. DiCaprio in Titanic swims in my dreams! }}

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#7) — feeling festive

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Um...

Could you be more specific?

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We Pause for the following Public Service Announcement...

History Repeats Itself.

See? You learned something from this edition of Meme-ing Madness! Bet you never thought that would happen!

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#8) — feeling endangered

Grrrrreat advice about diversification!

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Is it just me, or are those tigers kinda scary? 😉😉

SAVE ME, SUPERGIRL!!!

She's so reliable! 😍😍 Always there for you in a pinch!

<SuperCandyflossInsertionComplete>

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#9) — feeling saved

The future of science is clearly in great hands!

Next up: flying cars!!!!

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An Inspirational Message for Writers...

Perspective is everything. We can see death fast approaching and worry our life away. Or we can live in the moment, like we only have one day left, and continue to do what we were destined to do.

Some days, as best we try, we feel like all we've accomplished is writing shit (like this ☝️😉👇). On those days, especially, we should be grateful for what we did write. Because everything bad eventually leads to something good. Getting the bad ideas and bad writing days out of the way clears the path for better things.

Writing is like a muscle that always grows stronger with use.

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#10) — feeling thoughtful (and a bit scared)

You think this restroom ☝️ is for people with demonic bowel syndrome?

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Where did I put that card?!?

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#?) —feeling slightly confused

Did I post that ☝️ before... or am I experiencing another instance of déjà vu?

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Another Inspirational Message for Writers (and artists of every type)...

Or...

... you could just steal that meme. ☝️

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#11) — feeling attacked

At least Fish-Eating Lad isn't revealing his fears about being eaten... like the Spider-boy in this fam! 'Never broadcast your vulnerabilities to your enemies' should be one of the first things they teach a kid in superhero school!

My bad-parenting sense is tingling!

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#12) — feeling bold!

It's like God and/or the Universe Itself is advocating that we get high and suck each other off!!

(And maybe even have pie afterwards!!!!!)

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{{Someone on Facebook responded to that meme by being a party-pooper, saying, "Actually, Pi is infinite, and non-repeating, so every number combination is in Pi, somewhere!!" To which, I say: 'I'm a horny pothead, not a mathematician, Jim!' 🤨}}

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I was going to post this one again 👇...

... and continue the lame running joke about having deja vu, but something told me DON'T.

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#13) — feeling boastful ⚡😁👍

Twenty-seven if you add in the people on Facebook who died and can't unfriend me!

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#14) — suddenly feeling mesmerized

Been staring at this bitch ☝️ for hours and still don't see it!

I think it's defective.

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Well, I'm done anyway. This is the best you're getting from me this go-around.

Why are you looking at me like this was a major disappointment in your life?

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Alright... just one more...

It's always the Garys.

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That's it! We're done! If you enjoyed this installment of meme-ing madness, there are several others. This one linked below (👇) actually won a Top Story accolade. 🤯🤯🤯

Hit that little heart button ❤️ if this nonsense gave you a chuckle. Tell a friend. Harass a neighbor. If you truly busted a gut, I'm sorry for your trauma, but good luck suing me. I'm broke. If you tip me $2,715, then and only then can you sue me for exactly $2,715.27!

More Memes Will Come! So Subscribe!!

As always, I sincerely thank you for your continued support!

___________________Bolt⚡

No Memes Were Harmed in the Publishing of this Post.