Meme-ing for Laughs

Gathered from Social Media, Here's All the Funniest Memes I Decided to Stick My Own Jokes Onto!

By Lightning Bolt ⚡Published 4 years ago • Updated 8 months ago • 3 min read

This is the very first episode in this series. I have evolved since then!

I published comedy on Vocal long before they opened a Humor Community. This Meme-ing Madness originally appeared in the Journal community, until I migrated it just now to Humor, where it more properly belongs.

I'm on Facebook a lot. I'm a member of an association of Vocal authors called The Vocal Social Society.

Good people! Good reads! Good times!

'One for All, and All for One!'

We support each other. 💕❤️💕

While on Facebook, I also gather amusing memes. I suppose you could accuse me of stealing them... but I do try to be a polite thief. I leave one of the following three memes behind. ⚡😁👇

I love to make people laugh.

If I can garner a laughing emoji for something stupid that I posted, that's as good to me as getting a heart. I feel like I have a marginal talent at comedy. I'm kinda good at making people snicker. 🤷‍♂️ Sorta.

Kinda.

Sometimes.

Well, ultimately, I'll let you be the judge of that! Hopefully you will think that these memes I present are funny... and that my jokes are hilarious! 😂

{- WARNING: much of this humor is salacious. I'm hopelessly male. 🤷‍♂️️ You have been duly warned! -}

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Here We Go!

#1- I'll start with this one 👇, and place it here under the heading of 'Things That Should Seem Obvious But Sometimes Aren't.' 🤷‍♂️

😾🐶🐱🐺🦊😸🦝😼🐰🦓😽

Sing this instead. ⚡😁👇

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#2- 📺

👆 That one is only authentic if that blanket can be removed for a $19.99 monthly subscription.

😈 Just Keeping It Real.

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#3- < — feeling guilty. 👇>

👆.... I'm just wondering, theoretically, what if you had to surrender all your binoculars in that court settlement with your really hot neighbors? What then???

Asking for a friend...

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#4- 🌴🌴🌴🌴

Polish people. 👆

<sigh>

They just can't help themselves! 🙁

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#5-

But what if that 👆 pop doesn't make you humble? What if just the opposite happens? What if that pop reminds you of a particularly spectacular performance in bed and it fills you with pride?

.... NOT asking for a friend. 😈

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#6- 🕰️⏲️⌚

Rejoice! It's almost Fleshlight Savings Time again!

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— feeling excited.

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#7-

And as long as you weren't having sex at the time, 👆 this actually can be regarded as a really cool thing.

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#8- 🍽️🍽️

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Patience is a virtue.

#9-

Priorities Matter!

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🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴

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#10- Here's 0ne from right after the Superbowl, Feb 2022... 👇

You only get this one meme 👆, do not miss your chance to share!

This opportunity comes once in a timeline, dare!

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#11-

💪 HULK HAS STASH!!!! 💪

🤜💥🤛✨👊💥👊✨🤜💥💥👊💥

💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨

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<PAUSING>

Are you giggling yet?

That was eleven memes so far!!! 😅

Am I making this look easy? <panting>

Because coming up with SIX HUNDRED WORDS worth of jokes is hell, I tell ya!

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Vocal's Comedy Club was my idea! See! 👇

There should be a "joke" subcategory within a Humor Community! And it should have a lower word limit, like the one given to poets! Don't you think? Wouldn't it be fun to be able to grab some quick levity with your morning cup of coffee... or after coming home from a hard day at work?

It sure would make it easier for guys like me trying to write shitty routines like this list!

<sweating harder still> 😓😓😓

{UPDATE-- they stole my idea! And now... here we are. 😠 }

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Pressing on...

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#12- Phosphorescats?!? 👇

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A scientist's definition of "useful" amounts to my definition of "sleep disruptive." Bad enough my three cats are arrogant enough to walk across me at night.

And would this mean their disembodied hair glows too?? I definitely don't think I could handle that! Bad enough I got this 👇 going on...

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