Sarcasm
If We Took Instructions Literally, Civilization Would Collapse by Thursday
We live in a society held together by one fragile, invisible thread: the collective understanding that no one is taking the instructions literally. This is the unspoken covenant of civilization.
By The Pompous Posta day ago in Humor
Inside the Gym of Chad “Thunderbuns” Wilson, The World’s First Mentagonist™
When I accepted an internship at The Pompous Post, I imagined journalism. Investigations, serious interviews, and possibly a press badge. Instead, last Tuesday morning, I was handed a clipboard and told:
By The Pompous Post3 days ago in Humor
Mally and Media Junkiez
Molly and the media junkies are kids from all ages and stuff who like to hang out at the mall and stuff. They’re seeing kids and Goth kids and metalhead kids and just live in the dream or at least there of I think outside of the mall there are part of bands and stuff that that gives them the luxury and the privilege to be able to hang out at the mall as they do.
By Revista Miko:XCI 5 days ago in Humor
Mally and the Media JUNKIEZ A
I always wanted to a comic strip and get it published and I did that with Mally and Media Junkiez This was inspired by the time when I was a vegetarian my uncle and I ordered a pizza with eggplant and I thought it was meat and began taking off the eggplant and my uncle says that’s not meat
By Revista Miko:XCI 5 days ago in Humor
The Disappearance of Common Sense (As Told by Warning Labels)
There was a time when products trusted us to use them correctly. A ladder did not need to remind us not to stand on the very top rung. A candle did not feel compelled to clarify that fire, historically speaking, is hot. Shampoo did not warn us that it was not to be consumed as a breakfast smoothie.
By The Pompous Post8 days ago in Humor
The Lie of Rich Corinthian Leather (And Other Things We Believed Because a Man With an Accent Said Them)
There was a time when a man could look into a camera, gently stroke a car seat, and convince an entire nation that luxury had a birthplace. That place was Corinth… Or so we were told.
By The Pompous Post10 days ago in Humor
Keep Practicing
BLEEP! BLEEP! BLEEP! ~Keep practicing! Well one day you just might be a, um..a writer? It truly means so much to me to have such heartfelt insights from the side-lines from unknown sources. Sorcerers? Smiley face! Gots to smile! Let's see what ole Rock can do about this.
By ROCK aka Andrea Polla (Simmons)16 days ago in Humor
