A Cautionary Tale for Peter Cottontail
Don't Get Shot in the Head
+++ Taco Bell +++ 🌮🔔
used to have a chihuahua mascot.
I heard it died.
I cried.
The rumor is
that it was shot in the head
by a lady governor from South Dakota
without any due process
and then its corpse was taken
to El Salvador
where it was eaten 😯
with onions, red sauce, and cilantro.
It was gruesome, inhuman, 😨😨
(Republican.)
And the dog killer
bragged about it in her book.
😨😱😱😱😱
Thank God it's 4/20
so I can forget all that.
We all know the peace and buzz
that this day brings.
Hey Big Bunny!
You can skip the bougie eggs
and sweet marshmallow peeps
in favor of something more herbal.
<wink, wink, nudge, nudge>
But...
<heavy sigh>
Even this comingled event
is somewhat tragic
since 4/20 and this holiday
won't fall on the same date again
until 2087! 😢
Fucked up, right? 😫😫😫😫
R.I.P. Taco Bell chihuahua
We miss you.
😭😭😭
Oh well, 🤷⚡
to console us,
At least we have double cheesy beef burritos.
🔥🔥🔥 Extra diablo sauce for mine, Peter. ⚡ 🔥🔥🔥
HAPPY EASTER!
*by
____________Bolt⚡
{And don't forget the lamb's breath in my basket. ⚡😎👍}
This poem is in jest. This is the=> truth about Gidget.
{EDIT-- After seeing the concern displayed in the comments for this dog, I decided to add this for context. Gidget was not shot or eaten! 😂🤣🤣⚡}
Two tacos for just .99 cents?!?!?
Oh, the good ole days!
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Comments (19)
"Great read!"
Of course, it was a Republican who shot her, they tend to do the most hunting.
You are FUNNY, FUNNY, FUNNY!!! You had me going there for a while and I was getting very sad about Ginger being shot and eaten by the governor of South Dakota of all things. I was gonna go on Google this after reading it. But thank goodness you added that foot note at the end. Another fun read! Thank you for breaking up the monotony of my day! I needed this and I enjoyed it!
She just needed a beeeeeeee-ger box! Too soon? LOL Congrats on top story. An amusing fever dream of a read that resonates with this millennial.
And, congratulations on the top story!
🎉 Congrats on getting Top Story! 🌟 So well deserved — I’m super proud of you! 🙌💖 I seriously can’t wait to read the next one… I know it’s gonna be just as amazing! ✍️🔥 Keep shining! 💫
Back to say congratulations on your Top Story! 🎉💖🎊🎉💖🎊
What an acid trip of a story omg!! I applaud your weirdness and creativity for sure!
Very well written, congrats 👏
omg, I wish I'd have thought of this. PERFECT... and congratulations on TS
So good!!
Now THAT is out of the box!!
Congratulations on your TS.
I had to read your reply to Sheena to know the shooting of this dog is uk your dark humour. 🤭 And I learned about that disgusting woman in the news who shot a dog and a goat. Disgusting woman, indeed. This mix of things was actually fun. And two tacos for 99 cents! 🌮🌮
Good job and hope your Easter was good. As always quite the interesting story poem.
Whew! Thank God baby boy wasn't really harmed & eaten! Lamb's breath cannabis!? Lol Now I've seen just about everything! Happy Easter Bill!
That chihuahua was really shot and eaten???
I love it. I laughed, I mourned, I craved burritos.
Wow Amazing work.