Sketches

This Is Why I Can’t Have Nice Things
Exhibit A through Z: A Comprehensive Inventory of My Personal Chaos My name is Lila Wren, and I have come to terms with a painful truth: nice things and I are simply not compatible. Below, presented in alphabetical order for dramatic effect (and because my therapist says structure helps), is the evidence.
By HearthMen8 days ago in Humor
Space Tourism News - Cheap Budget Flights from Ryanair
Advances in the possibilities of Space Tourism for ordinary, everyday multi-billionaires has excited the community of the space industry.
By Parody and Satire10 days ago in Humor
X-Men Senior Class - Super Librarians
The scene is in a gargantuan hall in Washington which is filled with row upon row of shelves. Within those shelves are literally millions of books of every description.
By Parody and Satireabout a month ago in Humor
The Miss Gloria Hour with Special Guest: Doctor Prismatone
Gloria’s Room “Debbie! I can’t find my glasses. Come help me.” Debbie runs into Gloria’s room. “What’s going on, Gloria? Where did you last see them?”
By Rick Henry Christopher about a month ago in Humor
The Miss Gloria Hour with Guest Dharrsheena Raja Segarran. Content Warning.
The Opening Monologue “So, I was told today that my ratings dipped a bit on Spotify. Last week’s episode pulled in 2 million streams, compared to 2.5 million for the debut with Lil Hammertoe. I’m not supposed to talk about this publicly, but what the hoot, I’m Gloria, I break rules. Oliver Olivier and Jason Pooper Scooper are watching the numbers closely. After the sixth episode, this is the fifth, they’ll decide whether this show is a safe investment for an additional 22 episodes. If they see any slippage, the show will be wrapped up, and they’ll ship me back to Yucaipa, California faster than a corpse in a shallow grave.
By Rick Henry Christopher 2 months ago in Humor
Archaeology on TV - Time Team in Palestine
It is a special edition of 'Time Team' the popular Archaeology show on Channel 4 with the usual host Tony Robinson. The series has returned and includes an episode filmed much further afield than usual.
By Parody and Satire2 months ago in Humor
Funny Things Children Say - A History Lesson in Arithmetic.
Mr McKillop was developing an unhealthy but entirely understandable dread of Class 4B. Not that they were unruly or disruptive, although they did tend to bring chaos to his peace of mind at every turn.
By Parody and Satire2 months ago in Humor
This is Your Life - With Animal, Legendary Drummer of the Muppets
Michael Aspel: "Yes, Animal, This is your Life and through the many Muppet Shows you had a very special friend...and here he is tonight...... it's Beaker!!!"
By Parody and Satire2 months ago in Humor
'Arrivederci Pet!' - the Geordies Who Built the Colosseum
Recent archaeological discoveries have shed new light on the construction of the Colosseum in Rome in ancient Italy. For the first time Historians now have confirmed evidence of the rumours and theories that have circulated for decades in the academic world.
By Parody and Satire2 months ago in Humor
The “Five-Second Rule” Is Scientifically Valid!
In a stunning revelation that has shocked scientists, parents, and snack enthusiasts alike, researchers at the Institute of Selective Germ Theory have officially confirmed that the “Five-Second Rule” is, in fact, scientifically valid. Provided that one counts extremely quickly and maintains unwavering confidence while doing so.
By The Pompous Post2 months ago in Humor
Thricefold Slices of Life
For your entertainment purposes, I have selected three teensy-weensy microfiction pieces, requesting your careful deliberation. Each piece possesses three possible endings. You may select your favorite and hold it close to your heart forever.
By Roman Hale3 months ago in Humor
Celebrity Robot Camel Race at the King Abdulaziz Festival
In the commentary box are Brett Lubin and Jack Splutter ready for today's special celebrity charity race here in the Arab state of Saudi Arabia at the celebrated King Abdulaziz Camel Festival.
By Parody and Satire3 months ago in Humor