Lightning Bolt ⚡

Joined January 2018

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Bolt ⚡ aka Bill, a bizarre bisexual bipolar epileptic⚡🧠⚡ Taco Bell Futurist 🌮🔔

Top 📚s in⚡Humor = Memes & LSD & Hell🔥⚡Creepy Crazy Fiction⚡🩸Thrash!!🩸🔪

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Demons & Phobias & Prophets, oh my!

WiERd but not from Oz. 🤷⚡

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The Lion Meme 🦁👑
Hey there! 👋😁⚡ I'm _Lightning Bolt⚡ with another droll edition of Meme-ing Madness! Since I'm a force of nature and a Top Contributor in the Humor Community, I assume no further introduction is necessary.
By Lightning Bolt ⚡11 months ago in Humor
Superbowl? Really?!??
I hear rumors. I'm not exactly ill-informed. Tonight there is something called a "Superbowl." I know that to be true. Exactly what it is, however-- what is does-- that's confusing me. 🤷⚡
By Lightning Bolt ⚡11 months ago in Poets
The Taco Bell of Tomorrow. Honorable Mention in Tomorrow’s Utopia Challenge.
His dog nuzzled up against his face from beside his vibro-bed. Knowing it wouldn't work, Prominence said, "Leave me alone, Pavlov."
By Lightning Bolt ⚡11 months ago in Futurism
Shaken & Stirred
Brilliantly Smart Hearts Contemplative Emotions Poetic mixture _________________ *a haiku by _____________Bolt⚡ Original poem☝️ by ©️William Markly O'Neal II, 2025 - All rights reserved⚡
By Lightning Bolt ⚡12 months ago in Poets
After the Chaos & Bitter Ending
Writing to release Emotions trapped in my heart 💔 My tears type these words *a haiku of heartbreak by _______________ Bolt⚡
By Lightning Bolt ⚡12 months ago in Poets
When You See a Sign, Follow Where It Memes
Hey, there! I'm.... _______Lightning Bolt⚡ 👋😁⚡ This is a Brand-New January 31st, 2025 edition of Meme-ing Madness!
By Lightning Bolt ⚡12 months ago in Humor
The Dark Night of My Soul
I was alone on Thanksgiving. I received no gifts for Christmas. I received no hugs or kisses at midnight on NYE to bring in 2025.
By Lightning Bolt ⚡12 months ago in Humans
January 27, 1961- January 27, 2025
Wheel of Fortune turns ___Lightning-struck sixty-four times ⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡ ⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡ ⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡ ⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡ ⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡
By Lightning Bolt ⚡12 months ago in Poets
I Wanted a Tattoo for My Birthday
For Christmas, I didn't get any gifts... except for a spiffy Top Story award from Vocal for==> this comedy! That was an unexpected surprise!
By Lightning Bolt ⚡12 months ago in Confessions
Missed Photo Ops on the Way to the Donut Shop
Yesterday, on 1/24, I went on a most unexpected adventure. ⚡__________________ ⚡ I'm an old bisexual white man passionately in love with a younger gay black man. He's put me through hell the last few months. Technically we are currently broken up, but he lives in a bedroom across the hall, and I see him, my "ex" every day.
By Lightning Bolt ⚡12 months ago in Photography
What Makes You Think That I Don't Really Care?!? ☹️
My performance is inspired by Tiffany Gordon's. 🤯💥💥⚡To think that I really don't care isn't very fair. 😳😓😕⚡ In some countries, pursuit like mine is considered savoir-faire 💪😏
By Lightning Bolt ⚡12 months ago in Poets
Smile like You Meme it! ⚡😎👍. Top Story - January 2025.
Hello again! 👋😁⚡ I'm __Lightning Bolt. If you don't know who I am by now, shame, shame! I'd put a curse on you but I'm a superhero, so I'm obligated not to be that petty. Seriously, though... do your homework.
By Lightning Bolt ⚡12 months ago in Humor