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Countryfile: Jeremy Clarkson Interviews Farmer Gates
Jeremy Clarkson: Welcome everyone to our weekly episode of 'Countryfile' here on the BBC with me Jeremy Clarkson. This week we're chatting to a very successful 'Man of the Earth'. He's Farmer Bill Gates. Welcome Bill, welcome to our show.
By Parody and Satire4 months ago in Humor
From the Frontline at the Tomatina Festival in Buñol
TV Anchorman: We interrupt this programme to bring you an urgent Newsflash. Dramatic events are taking place over in Spain in the city of Buñol near Valencia. We hear that it's absolute bedlam there and things are moving very quickly. We have a man on the ground right now, our European Correspondent Dan Gunsam. Hello Dan. Tell us what's going on.
By Parody and Satire4 months ago in Humor
ULEZ Hits the Louisiana Cattle Festival.
TV Anchorman; Welcome to ‘Good Morning USA’ with me, your host. Chuck Bloomer. Our first item just breaking is the outrage which has erupted across Louisiana with the news that, for the first time, the annual Cattle Festival in Abbeville will be subject to ULEZ restrictions. For those not in the know this stands for Ultra Low Emissions Zone. This is a State Government inspired drive to improve the air quality and environmental conditions in Louisiana. Here with us by live link is one of the Committee members of the festival Mr Duke Lejeune. Good morning Mr Lejeune.
By Parody and Satire4 months ago in Humor
Thieves, Camera, Action! - The Ultimate TV Crime Reality Show
Presenter: “Welcome to the first episode in our new series ‘Thieves, Camera, Action’ with me Stewart Alistair. We’ll be highlighting the incredible work of the most notable thieves, robbers, con-artists and heist merchants in the UK today. People who carry on a long tradition of hard-working and imaginative enterprises gathering riches and wealth.”
By Parody and Satire4 months ago in Humor
Live from the Cheese Rolling Race at Cooper’s Hill in Gloucester.
Cole Davieman: What an incredible weekend this is for sport here on the BBC. We have the Monaco Grand Prix, the tennis at the French Open and of course our very own F.A. Cup Final at Wembley. But these all take second place to our live commentary of a Blue-Ribbon event that everybody is talking about right here in sunny Gloucestershire. It’s the annual Cheese Rolling Race at Cooper’s Hill. First written about in 1826 but certainly it's been going a lot longer. Here with me is veteran cheese-rolling champion Ivor Sponge.
By Parody and Satire4 months ago in Humor
Press Conference from the Pamplona 'Encierro' Bull Run
Announcer: We now go over to the post-match press conference in Pamplona, Spain where the American team, the bulls of the Portland Gores are live. They’ve just finished their special international game at the famous Bull Run in the city. They’re the first foreign team to have taken part.
By Parody and Satire4 months ago in Humor
Love Sucks & Then You Fry 🔥
Pain began each day for him— physical agony undreamed of by mere mortals. It was always the same. 🥱 First, straight out of his snake-ridden dung heap bed, he was flayed alive, his flesh peeled off his hideous body by a series of ingenious rollers and razors. Every inch of his epidermis was meticulously sliced away, unveiling a few billion live nerves. Apish-monsters-with-praying-mantis-heads then pushed, prodded, and poked him, rolling his skinless body in a great dune of salt. When he was pulled screaming from the sodium, he was ran under a lava shower, then entrapped in an absolute zero frost. Chipping him out of the ice block, the monsters also inflicted 666 new stab wounds before he was finally released for duty in Satan's service.
By Lightning Bolt ⚡4 months ago in Humor
In The Beginning There Was Dust
It's difficult to say that Arazma Beetlebrush, the only real wizard, had a beginning point. Like many ideas floating around on planet Earth, in the early 2020s, truth came in many forms. That truth emanating as several different perceptions of events that took place when Arazma would randomly appear.
By Nigel Sanders4 months ago in Humor
