Satire

The Worst (Active) Creator On Vocal. Content Warning.
Introduction This is meant to be a bit of humour, and I am definitely not down, although it is something I am aware of. This is only true because of the number of stories, poems, articles and things that I publish, and this is what the statistics say.
By Mike Singleton 💜 Mikeydred 7 months ago in Humor
Jekyll and Hyde...Together Again
A screamingly unfunny, not to say mildly nauseating "comedy" from 1982, Jekyll and Hyde...Together Again stars dubious funny man the late Mark Blankfield (of "Fridays!" fame) as Dr. Daniel (!) Jekyll, an idealistic surgeon in the Dr. Hfuhruhurr mold—you know, Steve Martin’s wacky brain-doc in The Man with Two Brains (which, to be clear, came out a year after this mess). Jekyll decides to quit surgery so he can concentrate on creating a magic nose powder (har-har) that he sniffs up by accident when a drinking straw gets caught in his slumbering nose. I'm not making this up, but whoever did must have been totting a little of that old nose powder himself.
By Tom Baker7 months ago in Humor
New Road Safety Superhero
General rules In addition to regulations and advice contained in the following section, further rules applying to pedestrians can be found throughout The Myway Code. Simply cross out the word ‘car’, ‘lorry’ or ‘horse’ and replace it with ‘person’ until you are struck by the sheer banality of the exercise in particular, or modern life in general.
By Ian Vince7 months ago in Humor
How to Manifest a Raise by Whispering Into a Mason Jar
I never believed in manifestation. Or chakras. Or anything that required gazing meaningfully into a candle while holding a feather. But that all changed the day I whispered into a mason jar and everything in my life exploded. In a good way. Mostly.
By The Pompous Post7 months ago in Humor
The Great Barf Scandal of Morninglight
It started like any other day: The sun was shining, birds were chirping, and I—Valentina, Queen of the Desert Kingdom—was absolutely starving.
By Cindi Unger7 months ago in Humor
The Pompous Post™: Established in 1799 (Over Soup)
It is with great pride, zero citation, and a healthy disregard for factual accuracy that we unveil the true origin story of The Pompous Post™. Long before algorithms and influencers sullied the written word, before social media turned public discourse into an Olympic-level mudslinging contest, and yes, even before someone thought it wise to refrigerate kale, there was a spark — a duel — and a bowl of soup.
By The Pompous Post7 months ago in Humor
Trump vs. His Reflection: The Great Gaslight Gambit. Content Warning.
Scene: Mar-a-Lago, early morning. Trump stands shirtless in silk boxers, glaring into the gilded bathroom mirror. The lighting is golden. The ego, even more so. Outside the mirror: aging skin, combed-over defiance. Inside the mirror: his reflection wears a smug smirk… and a tight white shirt that reads in bold red letters: “I ❤️ L.A.”
By Jeff Olen7 months ago in Humor
Welcome to The Pompous Post™
Welcome to The Pompous Post™ — Satire for the Soulfully Unhinged Greetings, traveler. If you’ve somehow wandered into this digital cul-de-sac of comedic commentary by accident, fear not... you are among friends. Possibly disturbed friends, yes… but still friends. You have stumbled into a corner of the internet where logic takes a backseat, sarcasm rides shotgun, and satire drives directly into traffic. Seatbelts are voluntary!
By The Pompous Post7 months ago in Humor
Trump vs. His Reflection: An ICEy Reception. Content Warning.
[Scene: Mar-a-Lago bathroom. Trump storms in, red-faced, fists clenched. He’s clutching his phone. The mirror shows Reflection Trump—this time wearing a full gas mask and holding a bright pink sign that simply reads: “NO ICE IN LA.” The Reflection leans casually against the glass.]
By Jeff Olen7 months ago in Humor
Regarding Your Recent Lack of Laughter . Top Story - June 2025.
Hey there! 👋🫤⚡ It's me: _Lightning Bolt⚡ and please don't fly off the handle. ⚡😐 On a rare occasion, every once in a while, self-awareness smacks me on the head like a giant rubber dildo. And you, my faithful readers, make that possible. (The self-awareness... not the dildo.)
By Lightning Bolt ⚡7 months ago in Humor
Writer’s block. Top Story - June 2025.
It occurred to me that, at this point in time and due to the current circumstances, I should record an account of the facts that have transformed my existence as I knew it.
By Susan Fourtané 7 months ago in Humor
My Dinner with an Android
Note: Okay, I know that many of you may have never seen the Louis Malle classic, but I thought I could make some of you smile with my shortened take on a classic film about two friends discussing life over a very long meal.
By Kendall Defoe 7 months ago in Humor