Satire

Introducing the Thought Transcribe Tool™
Have you ever noticed you write your best work in your head before you fall asleep? Do you lie awake in bed for ages, writing full, award-winning stories in your mind, only to find you’ve forgotten almost everything when you wake up?
By Sandy Gillman7 months ago in Humor
US Air Force General Explains Why America's Bombers are Perfectly Safe
US Air Force General Buck Johnson held a press conference to reaffirm the USAF's unwavering faith in its decades old warplanes - days after cheap Ukraine drones decimated Russia's strategic bomber fleet.
By Scott Christenson🌴8 months ago in Humor
The Man of Steal — And the Masked Men. Content Warning.
Scene: Mar-a-Lago private bathroom. Trump, in a too-tight Superman costume, red cape fluttering slightly from a nearby fan. His trademark red tie draped over the costume. He admires himself in the gold-framed mirror.
By Jeff Olen8 months ago in Humor
~ Frazzled ~. Top Story - June 2025.
— I'm a Woman in Love with Being in Love — As an observational 'Goof' form of entertainment, in an off-putting sort of way, I've been scrolling through a dating site. There are pictures and bio profiles of hundreds of women. For some reason, they always show themselves when they are young next to their current pictures. I always ask to date the younger one!
By Jay Kantor8 months ago in Humor
An Urgent Security Alert!
The British National Department of Social Scrutiny released two new infoganda leaflets this afternoon with regards to the ongoing crisis which is completely under control. Again.
By Ian Vince8 months ago in Humor
The Day My Fridge Became an Influencer
It all began when my refrigerator got Wi-Fi. Yes, you read that right. My once-loyal, milk-chilling, leftover-hugging fridge got connected to the internet—and instantly lost its mind.
By The Waiting Tree8 months ago in Humor
Gold-Plated Delusion Mirror: Vatican Edition
(Interior Vatican Guest Bathroom - Daytime) Gilt fixtures. Carrara marble. Frescoes of saints looking vaguely uncomfortable. And a mirror—too large, too baroque, clearly installed just for him.
By Jeff Olen8 months ago in Humor
Lift the Lid on Convenience Fud
Busy career? Not enough time on your hands to cook for you or your family? It’s not hard to see why the national diet includes such a generous helping of convenience food.
By Ian Vince8 months ago in Humor
BritGrub: The British National Diet
The Department of Social Scrutiny is proud to present the first annual event to celebrate the new British National Diet.
By Ian Vince8 months ago in Humor
The Ant Who Never Gave Up
It began with a picnic. The sun was warm, the breeze was soft, and the park was buzzing—literally. I had taken a break from my noisy city life to enjoy some peace, a sandwich, and a good book. But what caught my attention that day wasn't the story I was reading—it was the tiniest drama unfolding at my feet.
By Ahmad Malik8 months ago in Humor
World Leaders React to Imminent Alien Invasion . Top Story - May 2025.
Israel — We Sold Them Mobile Phones In a bold preemptive move, Israel's Ministry of Defense announced it had successfully marketed “Earth's finest communication devices” to the extraterrestrial fleet. “Our agents disguised as Verizon sales reps convinced them the Galaxy S24 Ultra was a 'peace offering,'” said a spokesperson. “Their self-destruct feature activates at midnight.”
By Scott Christenson🌴8 months ago in Humor
Planet Z-3000: The Peculiar Pollution Report
The sleek, chrome-plated scout ship, the Bureaucracy-Bot 5000, descended through a haze of what the onboard diagnostic system identified as "Suspended Atmospheric Particulates – Type 7 (Organic Decay & Hydrocarbon Byproducts)." Below, a swirling metropolis of towering structures, blinking lights, and an unnerving symphony of honks and rumbles unfolded.
By Mian Nazir Shah8 months ago in Humor