How Much Does It Cost for Stream of Consciousness with a Side Order of Surreal?

🔔❗WARNING☠: The Director of the Department of Health and Human Services has proven that reading anything by Lightning Bolt does cause autism.

Tylenol exlipicates the affectssituations.

You've been warned. Proceed at your own ridiculousness.

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I ask you

if the orange oligarch drove Stephen Colbert off CBS,

what chance do I have on Vocal?

The Mad Batter insisted-persisted, "Just accept reality. And eat something!"

💥 🌪️⚡⚡⚡System Failure?>!###}!!💔💥 b⚡fk🫵d tch 💥

'OMG!'#/)I quindingled)+ Its 333am!!

Every 🌮🔔 within 67 miles is closed❗

'what am I supposed to eat? 🌪️

Wombat?

I hate getting fur in my mouth.

Badgers are no better, not even with a lot of Diablo sauce slathered on sideways 🔥

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------>Grim wayfaring is better with music♒➰🌀,,, but 🎼 my Spotify was 🎶canceled for NONPAYMENT of kick scooters!!! 🛴🛴🛴

Or maybe? because I refuse to change its Ap of Defense anti-virus software to the more aggressive Ap of War?

Who knows?🤷⚡

In truth, it wasn't so much CANCELED as every playlist now somehow 'sings' in RFK Jr's voice which is way worse than cancellation or extermination or even demoralization of the soul.

It causes ear mites.

Phuck it.

Yesterday, Spotify guessed my age as either 7👶or 97🧓and that kind of ambiquity irritates me.

Personally, I love Latinos.

🎼 KUMBAYA 🎶

🎵 Sénior !!!

🎶 KUMBAYA!❗❗

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Thin slim outglaring daring popsicles of madness are my Fate!

to be unboxed by red herring chameleons🦎in three days at 5:67 a.m. 🕐<--Isn't that image enchaining?)⛓<<<

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I am actually only incomprehensible two times a week but I 'm~I'm^I'm<I'm unique🥴⚡🤤🤤67.8%⚡ always~

STILL

they've/>given-Me~NO~!

/~PIECE PRIZE 💥~?!?!?!

... its no wonder the No-Bells 🚫🔔🚫 have such horrible ratings ...#--!

Celebrities, politicians & true poets don't live like this! /It's all fake news!/they say I masturbate/I fixate/ I dilate/ I skate skate liquidate obligate infuriate 😮‍💨

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!🤯!

Who thinks like I do?

Schizophrenics?

Koalas?

Venusians?

Schizophrenic Venusian Koalas?

*- technology only expedites the speedyness of my handsomeness

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THELESS

🎱Science Sucks!

Right?

Am I right?🖕😠😡🤬

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How do you know 🤖🤖A.I. didn't write me?

NEWS FLaSH 🤖🤖:

You don't!!!

I could easily be a Shakespearean robot with aspirations of being an android!

Don't act like Bard-mobiles don't exist!

They DO!!!

They banned digital use for kids under the age of 16 in Australian today and already the kids of America are figuring out ways to make a monsoon by smuggling I-hop-Phones in the pouches of corrupted Canadian kangaroos.

It's a free4all down there.

Tech is terminal. 🤖🤖🤖🤖It's up my ass

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, And yours. 🤖🤖🤖🤖f And hers. and theirs. and thems🤪🥺 🤢🤢🤮

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But we all knew that.

And with my spellng being so utterly pristine and purfect, I COULD BE A.I. for all YOU🫵know!

😆😆🤣😂BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA😆😆🤣😂HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!

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RELEASE THE EPSTIEN FILES!!

#RELEASETHEEPSTEINFILES!!!!

RELEASE THE❗ FRANKENEPSTIEN FILES!!!!❗❗

Either that or pay me to shut the fuck up like I'm Stormy Daniels crossed with Ghislaine Maxwell!

I'm certain I'll regret that in the morning but right now I need toilet paper.

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If the moron won't quit, you must commit

i don't even have any onions in the house <sniffle> 😢

Joke's on me! 🤣 😂😅😭i end up crying whether I have onions or not....````~~~"""

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This👇 is the opening arguments I'll use when taken before the Supreme Court!

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Did anyone get the license plates of those demolition trolls carrying gold headed toward the white house?

"I'll stop them!"

I'm just bluffing.

Have a drink on me! It'll delude you!

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"I'll take my Number 88 Combo Meal please with extra onions (inTH3 FUTURE no menu item will be without them, especially the ones that cure measles), a Mountain Dew, and 7 gallons of sexy sauce///~!"

)not that I need that(⚡😎👍

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scapegoating pays no bills

Was that thunder? 🌩️ ⚡

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Would it be unlucky or lucky for me to get hit by a ___lightning bolt

again?~~~~~~

After all, I hve een down that rd be4

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I can't stop/ ⛷️🕵️🧜‍♀️ v

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What I Resist... Persists!

That reminds me: I really need that titanium cutting board that will prevent me from eating microplastic with my chopped onions,

~~~~~ if I had onions ~~~

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[never enough]

🌩 Yay! I heard right!!

That was definitely thunder!!!!

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If I had any scruples at all, the goddamn flashlight wouldn't leak!

Life is frumpling.

!!!~~~~ cAse ClOseD---!!!

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There ARE onions in the house.!!!!!!!"‼️‼️?⁉️❓❔\

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Holy shit fuck hell.

That makes everything better!

I .m about to dice one up with more microplastic, go out into the storm, and PRANCE!!!

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T-T-T-T-That's all, folks! 🐽

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______ _____Bolt⚡

I'm sorry if this rambling confused you.

Wisdom comes in all shapes and spider-horses.