Delusions on the Rocks

In the state of Delirium,

~~ on the shores of the Gibbering Sea

My mad lover pines for me

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In the city of Dementia,

~~ at the end of Unbalanced Lane

My lover slowly drinks herself insane

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In the loony bin in the corner,

~~ at the back of the Bedlam Bar

My sad lover licks her scars

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Under pin-prick lights from the disco ball,

~~ ⚡⚡ by the electro-shock machine⚡⚡ ⚡⚡

-------->> My crazy lover drinks and schemes <----

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On her best days, she’s a maniac!

On her worst days, she’s likely to attack!

On bad hair days, you might just hear her SCREAM!!!!

On our wedding day, she was giddy and she was mean!

She buzzes from bees in her bonnet

~~~ and rattles from loose screws!

She’s one noodle shy of being soup!

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She’s bereft of all reason,

~~~ a daft dopey dunderhead!

Is it any wonder why we wed?

At parties, she’s always a madcap cut-up!

In private, she's a lunatic who won't shut up!

She’s got some major issues she needs to work out

Meanwhile, her melancholy makes her shout and pout

Her mother suffered from kleptodipsomania

Her father thought he was the king of Lithuania

As a child, her imaginary friend was a raving loon

As a teen, she took to baying at the moon

And when the Mafia had her entire family whacked

By a deadly, silent mime attack

She went a little berserk and then she cracked

But she left behind her marbles and didn’t look back

She laughed aloud at the lucidity that she lacked

Coherency was a monkey on her back

Freedom is the inability to keep track

~~I MET HER IN COLLEGE

on the day they put me in the stocks ~~~

My mad lover looked adorable in jester socks!

Now she sits in the dark

And goes mad raving stark

~~Drinking delusions

~~~~~~~~ on the rocks

Drinking delusions

~~~~~~~~ on the rocks~~

The bouncer at the Bedlam Bar is a blathering boob

The waitresses are rabid, unruly, and rude

The bipolar bartender can either be depressed or lewd

While serving catatonic patrons through IV tubes

Double Price Happy Hour bilks the rubes

And my crazy lover drinks to delude

The jukebox at the Bedlam Bar plays a jackal’s song

While the older psychos discuss just what went wrong

The bipolar bartender is bonkers to serve that throng

He wants them To All Just Get Along

The only video game they have is Pong

On the men’s room door is a picture of Mao Zedong

The phobics at the Bedlam Bar are afraid to drink

The narcissists are only there to cruise the twinks

The bipolar bartender was nervous when her saw her wink

My mad lover likes to make a stink

She can say the weirdest things and never blink

Need Internet hysteria? She has the link!

Dimwits

and halfwits

and lackwits

and lunkheads

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Thick-skulls

and numbskulls

idiots and imbeciles

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The ninnies, the nincompoops, the zanies, the dolts ⚡

The schizoid, the disordered, the neurotic, the oafs ⚡

Of all the befuddled simpletons being served at the Bedlam Bar

My mad lover is the most muddled by far!

Most of the sops who drink twisted booze

Mistakenly believe they have nothing left to lose (loose?)

Even though she’s paranoid!

About getting null and void!

My mad lover is more than fit and able!

To drink the dizziest dullard under the table!!

She guzzles hallucinations like they’re going out of style!!!

She inundates herself with liquor like the unhinged Nile!!!!!!

In the city of Dementia,

~~~~ on the shores of the Gibbering Sea

My mad lover drinks to me!

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When I get out of this Asylum,

~~~~~ I’m going to Unbalanced Lane

Even though I can’t remember my lover’s name!

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In the loony bin in the corner, I’ll take her into my arms

And do my mad lover some serious harm!!

I love her madly

even though she drives me insane!

I can’t wait to ~💖*lovingly*💖~ bash out her brains!!!

My mad lover looks yummy in jester socks!

My mad lover drinks delusions on the rocks!

In a tavern near the Drooling Oddity Docks

My mad lover

~~ drinks Delusions on the Rocks!

________________Bolt ⚡