Humor
How to Raise an Alien
Congratulations, you were selected to care for one alien for the rest of your life! Once your alien arrives you will have zero downtime, so we strongly advise you to take a few weeks to prepare — file your taxes, stock your pantry, and eat at the restaurants you won't visit in a decade. Be assured, you will love your little extraterrestrial fiercely and be willing to sacrifice your last remnants of freedom to raise it, even as you count down the years until you can send it off to college.
By Emily Fine21 days ago in Fiction
Certain Instructions Apply...
Please read carefully… Congratulations on your purchase of the device from one of our many fine dealers! We do not yet offer the product in the regular chain stores, so your purchase must have taken place through the many new and wonderful franchises now growing and thriving across the nation, soon around the world. We thank you for your interest.
By Kendall Defoe 22 days ago in Fiction
Operation Missile-toe
“Johnson, come in. Close the door and have a seat.” “Yes, sir. Thank you, sir.” “I’ll cut to the chase. I’ve got a job for you. We’re going to need your best guys on this, and I know I don’t have to say this, but I’ll need your full discretion. It’s a sensitive operation and I chose you specifically. You’re still single, right? No kids?”
By Leslie Writes23 days ago in Fiction
Postcards made of Paper
"Mares, someone just sent me a virtual postcard". "Ok, what does it say"? "Wishing you a Christmas wrapped in peace, sprinkled with joy, and filled with the quiet magic that only this season brings. May your days be gentle, your home feel warm, and your heart find moments of wonder. Here’s to love, laughter, and memories that shine long after the lights come down".
By Antoni De'Leon25 days ago in Fiction
