Humor
How to Make Toast. Content Warning.
How to Make Toast Step 1: Choose Your Bread It’s important to select a strong, hearty bread that can withstand whichever toppings you choose to add. Whether it’s crunchy peanut butter or a bit of jam, find a bread that’s suited for the job.
By douglas woloss17 days ago in Fiction
Ashes, Ashes. Content Warning.
”I see you’ve been emailing Lila.” “What?” “Give me your goddamn phone.” “There’s nothing on there.” “I know. I read Lila’s instructions for covering your tracks in case ‘that army of bitches puts their heads together.’ The army of bitches put our heads together. When you finish explaining exactly how long you and Lila have been fucking, you can pack your shit and get out.”
By Harper Lewis18 days ago in Fiction
How to write a Paradelle Poem. Or how to weave puzzling verses of Spells.
🌒 What Is a Paradelle Poem? A paradelle is a modern poetic form invented by former U.S. Poet Laureate Billy Collins - not as an ancient French form, but as a parody of strict formal poetry. Collins originally presented it as an eleventh‑century French form, but later revealed it was a joke.
By Antoni De'Leon18 days ago in Fiction
Instruction Manual
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By Mark Gagnon19 days ago in Fiction
The Library That Opened Only at Midnight
No one noticed the library at first. That wasn’t unusual in Graybridge. People hurried through the town like they were late for something important, even when they weren’t sure what it was. Stores opened and closed. Cafés changed names. But the narrow street behind the old cinema remained ignored, lit by a single flickering lamp.
By Yasir khan19 days ago in Fiction
The Idea Ranch Competition
"Welcome back, folx, this is your host, Ann Ouncer, and we’re coming to you live from the trial runs of the Idea Ranch Championships, the seventh annual running, where the best authors and aspiring authors come and take their turns trying to run down the wildest of wild ideas."
By Meredith Harmon19 days ago in Fiction
A Practical Guide to Becoming a Christian Nationalist
Introduction: Establishing Your Foundation Before you begin, understand this guide is not about faith, love, or neighborliness—those are advanced electives and easily confused with weakness. This is about order. About belonging. About finally having an answer ready when the world insists on asking complicated questions.
By SUEDE the poet20 days ago in Fiction
