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Aether-Skin Transit Bundle
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By Aaron Morrison23 days ago in Fiction
Love and chess
"Can I tempt you to a game?" "Well yes, why not? You must know that I find it hard to resist." "I start then." "What? No game board to set up?"
By Raymond G. Taylor24 days ago in Fiction
Wait. Content Warning.
Wait Why? Something is going to happen What? I don't know, but we have to wait. If we don't, bad things might occur. We have to wait and keep quiet; it's the only way to survive this.
By Mike Singleton 💜 Mikeydred 24 days ago in Fiction
The Hard Road To Success
The first line in the manual tells you to follow the rules and not deviate from them. Any deviation and you will not be successful; keep to the rules, and you might possibly succeed. You always do your best to succeed.
By Mike Singleton 💜 Mikeydred 25 days ago in Fiction
Postcards made of Paper
"Mares, someone just sent me a virtual postcard". "Ok, what does it say"? "Wishing you a Christmas wrapped in peace, sprinkled with joy, and filled with the quiet magic that only this season brings. May your days be gentle, your home feel warm, and your heart find moments of wonder. Here’s to love, laughter, and memories that shine long after the lights come down".
By Antoni De'Leon25 days ago in Fiction
Thanks Again, Greg
Thanks again, Greg, for filling in last minute. After Carl's accident, I wasn't sure we'd get anyone for third shift for the rest of the year. Anyhow, please read the instructions attached to this note to ensure you're caught up to speed. Yes, I know you've already been on the job for a couple years now and are a consummate security professional, but trust me. Sunnydale Mall is different after hours, especially during the holidays. Please, just make sure you read it and familiarize yourself with the new rules for the shift. I made a few annotations as well, since I know it'll be your first night and all.
By Ian Read25 days ago in Fiction
Two Secrets
“Is this how it was meant to go?” “No. But in all honesty, I wasn’t expecting anything at all.” “Can you tell me how you were expecting things to happen?”
By Raphael Fontenelle26 days ago in Fiction
DECODING THE MAN FROM A NON-EXISTENT COUNTRY
On a summer day in Oia in 1954, at Haneda International Airport in Tokyo, Japan, passengers streamed through passport control. Everything seemed normal until a middle-aged, well-dressed man approached the immigration counter. Customs officers examined his thick passport, and suddenly, an eerie silence fell. The passport appeared valid, containing visa stamps from numerous countries, but there was one inconsistency. It was issued by a country called Taured, a nation that didn't exist on Earth.
By HieuDinh28 days ago in Fiction
Four Ways to It
“Who’s next?” “Me, sir.” “Good. You have all the forms?” “Yes. All complete.” “Okay. Let me see… Right, so it is not a machine or…?”
By Kendall Defoe 28 days ago in Fiction
Santa Needs to Diet
Santa Needs to Diet Santa pulls on his red snowsuit and wrestles his boots into place. He waddles toward the ski lift at the North Pole’s only mountain resort, Frosty Peaks. The elf running the lift, Pip, watches him coming and looks worried.
By Marie381Uk 28 days ago in Fiction
How to use an elevator
1. It all begins when you make it to the building you need to be at. [Important: you must follow those instructions first. Once that's accomplished you may come back here.]
By Timothy E Jones28 days ago in Fiction
The Cinder’s Weight
The hearth has stopped its singing.white-ribbed and glowing with a soft, pulsing ache. I am watching the last flame— a tiny, blue-tongued ghost licking the underside of a charred knot. It is fragile, a translucent ribbon fraying against the weight of the coming dark. There is a specific silence that lives here For hours, it was a roar of gold and defiance, consuming the dry cedar of our history, the splinters of every word we ever threw into the heat to keep the room alive. But the wood is spent now. The logs have collapsed into a skeletal geography,
By Awa Nyassi28 days ago in Fiction