Humor
How to Train Your Very Own Dragon
OFFICIAL SYLVAN SERPENTINE SANCTUARY STATIONERY Since that dratted movie came out, people have been given a very wrong impression about how to hatch, raise, and train your very own dragon. We are here to put a stop to this nonsense, by once again issuing our official How To Train Your Dragon manual. And this time, pay attention, please? Your life, and the life you’ve chosen to bond with, may depend on it.
By Meredith Harmon14 days ago in Fiction
The Legend of Don Conrado Pt.5
From a distance, Cherybdis watched. She was directly downstream and could see these events unfolding before her very eyes. Indeed, she was especially vexed when she witnessed the don emerge so gracefully up out of the water — as though he were some long-forsaken knight, from some far and distant realm, suddenly freed from the clutches of her arch-rival, Scylla, almost as if it were magic. And though, up until now, the don had been carelessly lax in keeping his person so near to the bank, and had perhaps warranted this invitation, he was now, otherwise, alert and at the ready — to wage battle with the power and knowledge of the Force — having been revived and reborn by this sudden brilliant flash of light, from whatever the source of it... may be.
By Delusions of Grandeur 14 days ago in Fiction
Terrence. Top Story - March 2023.
Terrence was average even by hamster standards. He was not particularly good at stuffing baby carrots into his mouth whole nor could he squeeze into a toilet paper tube — these being the two tricks most often enjoyed by children who own hamsters.
By Call Me Les14 days ago in Fiction
Dear Evergreen Residents
So you just moved to Evergreen Drive, welcome and here is your instruction manual. Did they tell you at your bank closing, that this manual even existed? Well it does, and if you are to fit in this small neighborhood, you are wise to adhere to all the guidelines, of the Evergreen Drive rules and regulations, as it is stated in this manual.
By Susan Payton14 days ago in Fiction
How to Make Toast. Content Warning.
How to Make Toast Step 1: Choose Your Bread It’s important to select a strong, hearty bread that can withstand whichever toppings you choose to add. Whether it’s crunchy peanut butter or a bit of jam, find a bread that’s suited for the job.
By douglas woloss16 days ago in Fiction
