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Mere~Words
'Dictionary' Words can't Hurt you:*BritBudBook Reviews, Rachel & Annie, and Cj Thanks for the 'Word.' Whatever happened to the expression "Sticks & Stones will break your bones, but mere words will never hurt you?" At what stage do you 'Go over the Line' or do folks look for any 'interpretation' they just choose to select at the time? There are those that make a living ranting-randomly by putting their targets under a microscope. But, of course, you know that!
By Jay Kantor6 months ago in Humor
The First 40 Years of Childhood Are the Hardest For A Man. The Second 40 Just Fly By...
There’s a saying that perfectly sums up the entire male existence: “The first 40 years of childhood are the hardest for a man. The second 40 somehow fly by.” Honestly, I couldn’t have put it better myself.
By Tina's Blossom Life7 months ago in Humor
Regarding Your Recent Lack of Laughter
Hey there! 👋🫤⚡ It's me: _Lightning Bolt⚡ and please don't fly off the handle. ⚡😐 On a rare occasion, every once in a while, self-awareness smacks me on the head like a giant rubber dildo. And you, my faithful readers, make that possible. (The self-awareness... not the dildo.)
By Lightning Bolt ⚡7 months ago in Humor
~ Frazzled ~
— I'm a Woman in Love with Being in Love — As an observational 'Goof' form of entertainment, in an off-putting sort of way, I've been scrolling through a dating site. There are pictures and bio profiles of hundreds of women. For some reason, they always show themselves when they are young next to their current pictures. I always ask to date the younger one!
By Jay Kantor7 months ago in Humor
Outsourcing Hell
Because of Satan’s recent decision to outsource their jobs, a group of rebellious demons found themselves with endless idle time on their hoofs, tentacles, mandibles, and hands. Miserable fiends huddled together in flaming magma, with nothing to do but suffer.
By Lightning Bolt ⚡4 months ago in Humor
World Leaders React to Imminent Alien Invasion
Israel — We Sold Them Mobile Phones In a bold preemptive move, Israel's Ministry of Defense announced it had successfully marketed “Earth's finest communication devices” to the extraterrestrial fleet. “Our agents disguised as Verizon sales reps convinced them the Galaxy S24 Ultra was a 'peace offering,'” said a spokesperson. “Their self-destruct feature activates at midnight.”
By Scott Christenson🌴8 months ago in Humor
Should I Try This Surprisingly Profitable Side Hustle?
Last night on my side hustle quest, I came across an article, “Six Realistic Side Hustles.” I skimmed through the options. I’ve read so many of these articles now and they’re all the same. Then I came across option number four: “Dog Poop Pickup: The Surprisingly Profitable Side Hustle.” I love that this wasn’t even at the end as an afterthought, it was smack bang in the middle of the article! That makes it a serious side hustle option.
By Sandy Gillman8 months ago in Humor
