Tina's Blossom Life
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Hi, I’m Tina – mid‑30s wife living abroad, No six‑pack, no glam squad, professional everyday weirdness curator. Part-time adult, full-time overthinker. If you’ve ever cried in the bathroom and laughed five minutes later — welcome home.
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Turns out caffeine + chaos = a book. Who knew?
I Accidentally Published a Book. Oops. So, it happened. My first book is out in the world. Rom Com Published. Official. Done. It’s out there wandering the wilderness of the internet, wearing its little digital shoes, trying to find kind readers who will give it shelter, coffee, and maybe a good review.
By Tina's Blossom Life5 months ago in Humor
It’s August, and Santa Just Cut Me Off in Tesco
You know those moments when you stroll into your local supermarket, fully intending to buy boring essentials like milk, bread and maybe some strawberries (to trick yourself into thinking you’re healthy)… and then BAM—there it is. An army of chocolate Santas, stars, marshmallow snowmen, and suspiciously glittery gift wrap staring at you from aisle three. Excuse me, what month is it again? Oh yes—AUGUST. The sun is still burning my forehead, my flip-flops are still very much in service, and my iced latte hasn’t even considered turning into a tea with honey yet. But apparently, according to the great gods of retail, it’s already Christmas. And while I initially roll my eyes so hard I can practically see the back of my skull, I have to admit… they might be onto something.
By Tina's Blossom Life5 months ago in Humor
Tiny Lies That Keep the World From Exploding. Top Story - August 2025.
Today’s topic is small lies. Not the kind that break up marriages, topple empires, or end celebrity careers. I’m talking about those little, everyday “truth adjustments” we use to avoid awkwardness, misunderstandings, or simply because… it’s easier.
By Tina's Blossom Life5 months ago in Humor
Dating: From Lipstick to Listerine and Back Again
Remember the days when meeting someone meant you had to leave your house? Like physically walk into a pub, wear something without an elastic waistband, and pretend you actually liked people? Honestly, I break into a sweat just thinking about it. We used to put on mascara, wear pants with zippers, and yell over club music just to figure out if someone liked dogs, cars, spaghetti or was still emotionally attached to their ex named "Martha."
By Tina's Blossom Life6 months ago in Humor
Tolerance Is Great… Until Someone Uses Your Office Plant as a Litter Box
Where do we draw the line on tolerance these days? Do you know? Because let me tell you something. If Samantha from HR tells me she identifies as a cat, I swear on my favorite pen, I am not going to get down on all fours and start purring while cleaning her litter box with a company-issued spatula. There is tolerance, and then there’s whatever this is. Name it.
By Tina's Blossom Life6 months ago in Humor
Woke Up As a Man: 24 Hours of Testosterone-Fueled Madness
Have you ever wondered what it would be like to wake up one morning as the opposite sex? No? Well, well, well I have. Maaany times. Usually while watching my husband get ready in the morning in a record-breaking time of 3 minutes and 42 seconds — fully dressed, groomed, caffeinated, and mentally prepared for the day, while I’m still stuck somewhere between serum number 4 and Hydro cream number 2, trying to unstick my eyelashes from my eyebrow.
By Tina's Blossom Life6 months ago in Humor
Mother-in-Law: The Reality, The Myth, The Legend
If you don’t know mother-in-law jokes… it’s just because you don’t have one. And let me tell you — there are more mother-in-law jokes than recipes for tomato soup. And that’s saying something. We all know the some classics:
By Tina's Blossom Life7 months ago in Humor
The First 40 Years of Childhood Are the Hardest For A Man. The Second 40 Just Fly By.... Top Story - June 2025.
There’s a saying that perfectly sums up the entire male existence: “The first 40 years of childhood are the hardest for a man. The second 40 somehow fly by.” Honestly, I couldn’t have put it better myself.
By Tina's Blossom Life7 months ago in Humor
