Funny
The Garbage Chute Incident
Ted’s day had been perfectly ordinary up until the moment he threw the trash bag down the garbage chute. He had done this countless times before—open the metal hatch, toss, listen for the distant thud below— you can hear everything from the second floor. Simple. Routine. Nothing remarkable.
By Ashley Ball10 months ago in Humor
May The Cakes be with You
"What the hell are you munching on now? The play's about to start!" Rosie whispered harshly at Robert and scowled. "That hippy parent with the dreads was selling homemade Rocky Road," Robert replied. "Oh, don’t be such a misery luv, it all goes towards the school funds."
By Simon Aylward10 months ago in Humor
Coffee My Survival Juice. AI-Generated.
It was a Monday morning. My alarm clock screamed at me like it had a personal vendetta. I groaned. I rolled over. I seriously considered throwing it out the window. But then I remembered the one thing that could save me. Coffee.
By Muzammil Faraz10 months ago in Humor
A Journey Through Memory
We should never forget Birthday gifts…. Yes!! It so happned one day that my friend from my college days called me to invite to her Daughter's birthday, it was nearly a decade since we met after our marriage so I thought not to miss this opportunity, since I could also meet my other friends and their family.
By Ganashree P10 months ago in Humor
Something in the Air
The moment that he felt the wind touch his face, he knew that they were going to take him out. The tunnel was dark for most of his walk, but Morgan thought that it would go on and on for as long as he needed it. The ground felt stable and it was easy to just walk and walk until he saw a pinprick of light leading to somewhere he knew he wanted to get to; that was why he was here.
By Kendall Defoe 10 months ago in Humor
Kenzo & The Gen Z Pussycat Doll...
Hi All, It's Doll Mommy here! Sorry that I've been so out of touch. I know that it has been 12 million months since I've texted you. Guess what!? The kid's father, Ghost, had them for two months this summer. Chile, while they were gone, I was in rare form. I was busy yachting by day and partying like it was 1999 by night. That was until about 9 days into my vacation when my 90-year-old knees told me it was time to take my behind on home before I ended up having to have a double knee replacement surgery! Lol 😉
By Tiffany Gordon10 months ago in Humor
The Special
The rain pelted the window as Sarah wiped the smudged coral lipstick from her chin and swigged more wine. She was in her underwear after an argument with the "effing" wardrobe. The clothes rebelled and took it upon themselves to be horrendously displeasing right before the date. She was wearing Hello Kitty briefs, which no man would ever see. She liked to think she had self-control but a failsafe was necessary. She fumbled frantically around a scabby handbag. A slightly smooched cigarette emerged that had probably been festering in there since 2014. She lit it with the bubble-gum scented candle on the dresser, as lighters were lost to time and many pub smoking areas. In a buzzed nicotine haze, she decided to wear a glittery silver dress and matching heels. It wasn't love at first sight but she didn’t want to rip it off and cry, a significant improvement from the last five outfits the mirror had seen. She grabbed a clean pair of knickers in case her failsafe failed, lipstick, a year-old toothbrush, an umbrella, and keys and clomped out the door. The restaurant was five minutes away but Sarah had never heard of it. It was empty, aligned with plastic tables and chairs, each tablecloth decorated with different farmyard animals. He was sat at the giddy goats, wearing an elegant lilac suit and a cheeky smile. The choice of location should have been odd but she was happy with anything, as long as the food was free, for her.
By Lauren Jane R10 months ago in Humor
