Simon Aylward
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Undiscovered Irish Playwright and Poet - Seeker of eternal youth - Wannabe time traveller and believer in spiritual energies - Too many books to read, not enough time!
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I Have Sex With Pirates and Slaughter Zombies!
I’ve been a lucid dreamer all my life. The worst one I have ever had occurred the night after a trip to the dentist … I was back in the surgery, waiting for my face to numb after a local anaesthetic, then for some unknown reason I found myself unable to open my mouth.
By Simon Aylward7 days ago in Confessions
My First Month Investing in the Stock Market!
Before I begin, like everyone that writes about investing I should cover myself with a disclaimer. So here it is: The Stock Market is not for the fainthearted. The value of investments can go down as well as up. To copy my investment strategy would be madness without doing your own research. Always use a reputable trading company and never deposit any money without reading all the terms and conditions. And finally: Never (EVER!) play around with your trading account while drinking alcohol and watching The Wolf Of Wall Street!
By Simon Aylward9 days ago in Trader
Why I’m Starting my New Year’s Resolution to quit Alcohol a Month Early.
A couple of years back, I decided to give up alcohol the month before Christmas. Now, before you praise my stoic virtues, I’m ashamed to say my intentions were not actually based around permanent abstinence.
By Simon Aylwardabout a month ago in Motivation
