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The On Call Ticket. Content Warning.
The ticket hit my screen with a slap. At least, I imagined it was a slap. The force of seeing it pop up there so suddenly was enough to make me visibly wince. The priority on this ticket was P1. I was just starting my day, and already a P1 was across my desk! The only higher priority was a P0. With a P1 priority, I needed to have this ticket done as soon as possible and if it escalated to a P0, I wouldn’t be able to leave the office without it being done.
By Sean M Finney10 months ago in Humor
DR. STEIN RULES GOLF
DR. STEIN RULES GOLF CONCEPT The whole idea behind Dr. Stein Rules Golf is to make the game more fun, especially for beginners, occasional players and those players who do not possess the skill to play the game at a serious level where they are trying to shoot a low score and lower their handicap. Again, it is all about making that “walk in the park” and spending quality time with your friends more fun without any frustration and embarrassment from your lack of athletic ability and lack of skill at a very difficult game that very few people play well. It focuses more on the social aspect of the game more than the competitive athletic aspect. It’s about having a good time where you laugh at the bad shots and cheer for the good shots. It’s for those golfers who feel that they had a great day at the golf course with their golf buddies when there are more good jokes than good shots, which most likely be the case if you choose to be playing Dr. Stein Rules Golf.
By Joel Kravitz The Limerick Guy10 months ago in Humor
The Adventures of Ice Cream Man
Have you ever had a lick of ice cream that changed your life?--because I have. I was walking through the park one hot, sunny day when I came across an ice cream stand. I asked the clerk for a chocolate-vanilla swirl on a Belgian waffle cone. Everything changed when I took that first tongue-full. The cold hit me with a brain freeze going eighty miles an hour. I sat down as the world around me swam.
By Callum Summers10 months ago in Humor
10 Items or Less
George is at the General Market to pick up a few things on his way home from work. He only needs a few staples to get him by for the weekend. All he really needs is milk, cereal, produce, and bread. He counts his items three times before setting them on the express checkout lane.
By Loretta Emmons10 months ago in Humor
The Extraordinary Adventure of Mr. Clink and the Lost Sock
Mr. Clink awoke on an ordinary Tuesday morning, though he would later contend that it was no ordinary Tuesday at all. It began like any other day. His alarm clock, a tiny, slightly overweight rooster, squawked at 6:45 a.m. in a voice that could best be described as "angrily indifferent." It was a sound Mr. Clink had grown accustomed to. After all, he had no choice. The rooster had been his alarm clock for 37 years. Its only function in life was to wake him up, and, for reasons unknown to Mr. Clink, it did so with the flair of a Shakespearean tragedy.
By Latoria Hall10 months ago in Humor
Pileated
I was stuck in traffic, and I was going to be late again. I berated myself for not leaving earlier. Staring ahead, I could only see miles of vehicles. Changing the radio to AM 2375 to listen to the traffic report, I began impatiently thrumming my fingers on the steering wheel.
By Mother Combs10 months ago in Humor
To Serve and Protect
The greatest invention in the world is the doggy door. No longer do I have wait on the bear-snoring, slumbering form that is my human, Momma, to bumble out of bed to let me out to take care of my business. Honestly, and probably a glimpse into my occasionally petty mind, I think it took stepping in one too many of my perfectly placed accidents early in the morning before she finally installed the cherished doggy door.
By Alexandria Stanwyck10 months ago in Humor
