Amos Glade

Joined February 2021

178 stories

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Welcome to Pteetneet City & my World of Weird. Here you'll find stories of the bizarre, horror, & magic realism as well as a steaming pile of poetry. Thank you for reading.

For more madness check out my website: https://www.amosglade.com/

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Impromptu Connect
"Can I call you real quick? It would be easier to chat." Words to make my stomach sick, Words to prepare for mental combat.
By Amos Glade8 months ago in Poets
Bionic Pranayama
Two little cubs played on a grassy hill while their mother dug a warm den for the long winter ahead. She dug through dirt, she dug through rock, and she dug through the trash that was long buried from an old civilization. With each swipe of her massive paw she made the den deeper and pushed out another fist full of crumbling and decaying rubble.
By Amos Glade8 months ago in Fiction
Dear Little Bird. Top Story - May 2025.
Dear Little Bird, I can hardly speak of your beauty: your thick fisty body and firm upward tail. You have been a gorgeous sight to behold since the first time I saw you.
By Amos Glade8 months ago in Poets
The Puffy Three-eyed Biseray
In the deepest corners of the darkest heart A fuzzy creature stirs its slumber The Puffy Three-eyed Biseray Is small to behold, but quite a drowsy wonder.
By Amos Glade9 months ago in Poets
No Man Behind the Curtain
I can remember writing one of my first stories, “The Puble Shoe.” Co-written, to be fair, by my first and most ultra best friend ever, M. Krueger. We laugh about my misspelling of “purple” to this day.
By Amos Glade9 months ago in Confessions
Happiness Prevail
Heartbeats press as one Embodiment of happy Alone together
By Amos Glade9 months ago in Poets
Ballyhoo at the Hall of Mirrors
“Step right up, step right up! Come see the amazing, the magical, the mesmerizing HALL OF MIRRORS. See yourself like you’ve never seen yourself before. You’ll be entranced. You’ll be astounded. You’ll be enlightened. Gaze into your own reflection and see the wonders of what can be, what will be, what was never to come. What’s your name son, what’s your name?”
By Amos Glade10 months ago in Fiction
Two Lies and a Truth
I once invited a new friend over to play board games with a small group of friends over the upcoming weekend. He was reaching out regularly to hang out and I figured it would be a good way to get to know him better and introduce him to others so that they could get to know him as well. He accepted the invite and I gave him the details for what, when, and where.
By Amos Glade10 months ago in Psyche
Mrs. Butcher’s Bakers Dozen
“Today is the 17th,” said Ms. Butcher as she tore off the 16th to reveal the 17th on her daily efficient quotes calendar. Today’s read:
By Amos Glade10 months ago in Humor
Add In Some Trumpets!. Top Story - March 2025.
Okay, here we go, picture it: Something like you’d see in a picture show, a musical, something silly with live actors so that it doesn't go exactly the same as every other time.
By Amos Glade10 months ago in Beat
Elysian Acres
Hello, I’d like to be the first to welcome you here to Elysian Acres. I’m Ana Vrin, creator of the technology that helps Elysian Acres perpetual energy sources be maintained so that you and your loved ones will thrive for generations to come. With all the innovation you’ll find in Elysian Acres, you’ll almost wonder where all the humans have gone!
By Amos Glade10 months ago in Futurism
Backroom Cat Nap
THE 1ST DRAFT Warehouse Backroom Cat Nap “This is the stockroom warehouse where we keep our surplus. The most common items are stored up front. The whole place is basically a twisting tunnel of eclectic furniture. Most of the floor displays are directly for sale, but we keep extra stock in here. It’s primarily mattresses.”
By Amos Glade10 months ago in Critique