Amos Glade
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Welcome to Pteetneet City & my World of Weird. Here you'll find stories of the bizarre, horror, & magic realism as well as a steaming pile of poetry. Thank you for reading.
For more madness check out my website: https://www.amosglade.com/
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Sage Endurance
He’d walked by the alleyway twice before noticing it was even there. It was a narrow space between two brick buildings, stacked with discarded pallets and other rejected city detritus. He checked the address from the email again and approached a nondescript door marked with an 8. The 8 had come partially detached and was sitting mostly on its side.
By Amos Glade10 months ago in Longevity
Mrs. Butcher’s Cleaning Service. Runner-Up in Absurdist Awakening Challenge.
“You’ve reached Mrs. Butcher’s Cleaning Service. The finest cleaners in all of Pteetneet City. You need it dusted, we’re the ones to be trusted. This is Beverly Butcher, what can I clean for you?”
By Amos Glade11 months ago in Humor
Abandoned Wishes Ep3
Dear Archivist, Congratulations on your first successful neutralization. Jeff and I are taking a drive through the mountain roads outside Pteetneet City as I’ve heard rumors of a cake stand in one of the mountain villages that turns written words into reality. We will be unavailable during the drive due to the increase in tunnel roads and overall bad reception. It shouldn’t take us more than one or two days.
By Amos Glade11 months ago in Chapters
Abandoned Wishes Ep2. Top Story - February 2025.
Dear Archivist, Bold move taking both pills. We won’t know how the nanobots will interact with each other, but you appear to still be alive and employed. You’ll find a list of regular daily duties stuck to the fridge with a banana magnet. That being said, it is time to start your first inbound neutralization and transcript. Along with this letter you will find a parcel. Listen to the voice recording prior to opening and handle with care.
By Amos Glade11 months ago in Fiction
Abandoned Wishes Ep1
A video monitor switches on to show a square windowless room. The picture is glitchy, a wave of grainy fuzz passing upward on the screen every thirty to forty-five seconds. In the center of the room is a square table and a chair. There is a bottle of sparkling water on the center of the table. The room is gray. The table is gray. The chair is gray.
By Amos Glade11 months ago in Chapters
Skitterscourge
They only showed up in the dark and the darker it was, the better she could see them. They had been there as far back as Myriam first had memories. She had been looking for her favorite blankie and saw the corner of the bright purple fabric sticking out from under the bed.
By Amos Glade11 months ago in Horror
Prism Jelly. Runner-Up in A Taste of Home Challenge.
I was born and raised in Utah and the only food more debatably Utahan than Funeral Potatoes is gelatin. (Fun facts: in 2001 Utah name the official state snack: Jell-o. Utahans eat more Jell-o per capita than any other state and are well known for their Green Jell-o salad featuring crushed pineapple.)
By Amos Glade11 months ago in Feast
