humor
Workplace witticisms, job jokes and career quips; who says work can't be a laughing matter?
Complicit Ex-Girlfriend Two Minutes Notice. Content Warning.
Dear Poop Head, I bet that you'd be making the surprised Pikachu face if you were to read all of this. Sure, we got into an awful fight two years ago that led to us taking a break until the end of the month, but we seemed to have ended the relationship on good terms without screams or tears. We eventually returned to texting each other a few months later, and I even showed up to a show that you directed and starred in. Heck, I gave you a hug and returned your stuff.
By Cat the Autist8 months ago in Journal
I quit you pompus ass. Content Warning.
To Mr. Smiras I quit, you pompous, narcissistic ass. I heard from HR that you were going to fire 500 people, and I was one of them, so I’m quitting first. I was your best scientist and project manager, now who are you going to make lead scientist? Mel? The only thing he came up with is a pill that makes you puke…oh and that week he took off, he used it so he could go to Hawaii.
By Robert Kegel8 months ago in Journal
The Last Load
Dear Laundry- We've had a good run, but I'm afraid it's time we part ways. The truth is, this job has become a nearly impossible, endless task and, while I appreciate the job security, I need to find more balance in life. I can't continue to plan weekend events around swapping loads. You've over taken everything and I just need to do something else with my precious time.
By A. J. Schoenfeld8 months ago in Journal
