DEAR QUEEN PROCRAS TINA
Dear Queen Procras Tina,
I’m sending this letter to formally resign from my position as your protégé and Senior Procrastination Specialist. I know it’s customary to give two weeks’ notice, but I’m making my exit immediately. This job is sucking the life out of me, and I must go. My writing career has suffered under your tutelage. My last day is today.
