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Benjamin Franklin and the Mystery of the Disappearing Toothbrush
Did you know that Benjamin Franklin coined the phrase ‘time is money’? No, me neither. He's more famous for the ‘nothing is certain except death and taxes’ line.
By Brendan Donaghy11 months ago in Humor
Five Things I'd Like to Tell Orwell About
Many years ago, while working as a freelance, I was given monthly commissions to write articles for a management training company. Occasionally, I would be tasked with writing about Microsoft Office applications, and for one such, I sought my material via an old TV ad campaign for a mobile phone network.
By Joe Young12 months ago in Humor
The First Time I Visited a Psychic Was Also the Last Time I Visited a Psychic
Once upon a time, I believed in psychics. I believed in Tarot cards and Ouija boards. I was confident there were special people in the world who could communicate with the other side.
By LRB12 months ago in Humor
Smile like You Meme it! ⚡😎👍
Hello again! 👋😁⚡ I'm __Lightning Bolt. If you don't know who I am by now, shame, shame! I'd put a curse on you but I'm a superhero, so I'm obligated not to be that petty. Seriously, though... do your homework.
By Lightning Bolt ⚡12 months ago in Humor
- To Be Loved -
- The Wrong-Right ~ Multiple Marriages - To Be Loved~Oh what a feeling~Someone to Care Someone to Share Lonely hours during Moments of Despair ~
By Jay Kantor8 months ago in Humor
Meme-ing Christmas to All & To All A Fun Meme! 🎅🎄🎁
⚡_______________ ⚡ Season Greetings! 👋😁⚡ Phone a friend! Tell your neighbors! Harass your in-laws! I'm __Lightning Bolt. ⚡ And boy, have I got a Christmas gift for you!
By Lightning Bolt ⚡about a year ago in Humor
The Apocolympics
Greetings from the 51st Century. Earth’s Most Esteemed Leader, Barry Turdhammer from Estates and Resources Facilitation, has always been an advocate of the brilliance of our forebears in the Dark Arts of Middle Management. An omnixpert at formication, and a Gold Belt Middle Master Guru of the August Institute of Procedural Malignancy, Barry Turdhammer was raised on stories of derring-do in the field of Early Administrative Productivity.
By Ian Vinceabout a year ago in Humor
The Substitute Santa
It was December 21st, three days before Christmas eve. Santa was busy in his workshop going over some last minute details before the big night. He was busy putting a few finishing touches on a new gizmo he had been working on.
By Scott A. Geseabout a year ago in Humor
The World According to Garp
The World According to Garp is a film based, in a very strict sense, on the 1978 bestseller by John Irving. I dreamt it last night, so I realized this was a sign I needed to get up and write about it. Which, by the way, entailed me rewatching it after decades, a rewardingly detached, if enjoyable, experience.
By Tom Bakerabout a year ago in Humor
My Doctor Thinks He’s a Comedian!
My doctor thinks he’s funny. Always playing it for laughs. I phoned him last week because I thought I had Monkey Pox symptoms. “No problem,” he said. “Swing by tomorrow and I’ll take a look.”
By Brendan Donaghyabout a year ago in Humor
I Have Always Depended on Stealing the Memes of Strangers
I'm back! ⚡😉👍 Are you excited? Be excited, friends and reading captives!!! This is an entirely new Edition of Meme-ing Madness! (11/11/24)
By Lightning Bolt ⚡about a year ago in Humor
- Melt Me -
– The past is a nice place to visit but you can’t live there – This is me teasing me ~ Day to Day ~ Authors © Own Mobile Food Trucks Parked in front of Brick & Mortar establishments – Currently a trending roadside dining experience - Once Dubbed 'Roach Coaches' along with 'Sterile' non-taxable sidewalk vendors. If you don't remember the sweet sound of the 'Good Humor' truck, along with the excitement it brought, even for those few moments then that's not a memory we share and you are clearly out of the senior demographic required reading department, and probably won't relate to this article – I get that.
By Jay Kantor8 months ago in Humor