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My Dinner with an Android
Note: Okay, I know that many of you may have never seen the Louis Malle classic, but I thought I could make some of you smile with my shortened take on a classic film about two friends discussing life over a very long meal.
By Kendall Defoe 7 months ago in Humor
Introducing the Thought Transcribe Tool™
Have you ever noticed you write your best work in your head before you fall asleep? Do you lie awake in bed for ages, writing full, award-winning stories in your mind, only to find you’ve forgotten almost everything when you wake up?
By Sandy Gillman7 months ago in Humor
I Quit, But Not Before Saying a Few Things
Dear Management, HR, and Whoever Is Currently Pretending to Be in Charge, Effective immediately, or as soon as I finish typing this beautiful trainwreck of a farewell, I hereby resign from my position as Senior Associate of Whatever the Hell It Is I Do Here. That’s right. I quit. And unlike the software we rely on, I will not crash silently. I will make noise.
By David M8 months ago in Humor
Apply Here for Your Identity
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By Ian Vince8 months ago in Humor
A Short Guide to Sterling
When it comes to financial status and matters of money and wealth, Britons are, by and large, very private people. Indeed, conspicuous display of wealth is as egregious a no-no as the public exhibition of one’s genitalia or the freely volunteered confession that you own a Yes album. It just isn’t done and, in some cases, may even carry a heavy legal penalty.
By Ian Vince8 months ago in Humor
The Day My Fridge Became an Influencer
It all began when my refrigerator got Wi-Fi. Yes, you read that right. My once-loyal, milk-chilling, leftover-hugging fridge got connected to the internet—and instantly lost its mind.
By The Waiting Tree8 months ago in Humor
Lift the Lid on Convenience Fud
Busy career? Not enough time on your hands to cook for you or your family? It’s not hard to see why the national diet includes such a generous helping of convenience food.
By Ian Vince8 months ago in Humor
Called to the Bar
Britons have a special aptitude for being drunk and are rightly famous the world over for it. Whether it’s lager-fuelled football hooligans or Scotch-doused MPs, getting inebriated is a national pastime and is as much a part of our heritage as over-boiled vegetables, tea and losing at sport.
By Ian Vince8 months ago in Humor
A Guide to the British Pub
Swinging open the doors of an assortment of hostelries, the Department of Social Scrutiny looks for the perfect British public house.
By Ian Vince8 months ago in Humor
The Ant Who Never Gave Up
It began with a picnic. The sun was warm, the breeze was soft, and the park was buzzing—literally. I had taken a break from my noisy city life to enjoy some peace, a sandwich, and a good book. But what caught my attention that day wasn't the story I was reading—it was the tiniest drama unfolding at my feet.
By Ahmad Malik8 months ago in Humor
Planet Z-3000: The Peculiar Pollution Report
The sleek, chrome-plated scout ship, the Bureaucracy-Bot 5000, descended through a haze of what the onboard diagnostic system identified as "Suspended Atmospheric Particulates – Type 7 (Organic Decay & Hydrocarbon Byproducts)." Below, a swirling metropolis of towering structures, blinking lights, and an unnerving symphony of honks and rumbles unfolded.
By Mian Nazir Shah8 months ago in Humor
Ministry of Nutrition.. Top Story - May 2025.
Snacks are great, aren’t they? They help you to live the life you live the life of, without breaking for one moment longer than it takes to nosebag a few grams of nutritionally enhanced sawdust down your over-anxious gut-funnel.
By Ian Vince8 months ago in Humor