Satirical

How to Look Busy at Work Without Doing a Single Thing: A Masterclass in Motion Without Meaning
Congratulations, you’ve unlocked the most sacred of workplace arts: Appearing Productive While Accomplishing Absolutely Nothing.
By The Pompous Post7 months ago in Humor
Local Man Creates Religion Around Toast, Sparks Global Movement
It all began with a simple slice of sourdough. Fifty-two-year-old Dennis Mallard of Cheboygan, Michigan was preparing his usual breakfast — two slices of toast, lightly buttered, just a whisper of cinnamon — when he claims he received a “revelation.” As the second slice popped up, Dennis saw what he described as “a divine shimmer” across the crust.
By The Pompous Post7 months ago in Humor
It's Just One of Those Days
Human beings are the most messed-up creatures that have ever walked this planet. What do you mean this country's done this, and we will do that?
By Rosie J. Sargent7 months ago in Humor
Let's Get Something Nice and Sparkling Clear
Let’s get something nice and sparkling clear: I’m a bad guy. Hell, I may be the worst sumbitch you’ll ever meet. I’m a foul, odious, pestiferous, unapologetic human shit pile. I’m walking, spiritual cancer. I’m a criminal in my mind, and in my heart, I’m a moral leper. I’ve never done a good deed. I believe in no good deed going unpunished. I like to fart in a high wind and blame it on the dog.
By Tom Baker7 months ago in Humor
I Tried to Hack My DNA with a Burrito and Now I Can Smell Wi-Fi
People keep telling me I’m “not a scientist.” They say things like “please stop microwaving batteries” and “you can’t just staple kale to your forehead and call it neuro-enhancement.”
By The Pompous Post7 months ago in Humor
Jekyll and Hyde...Together Again
A screamingly unfunny, not to say mildly nauseating "comedy" from 1982, Jekyll and Hyde...Together Again stars dubious funny man the late Mark Blankfield (of "Fridays!" fame) as Dr. Daniel (!) Jekyll, an idealistic surgeon in the Dr. Hfuhruhurr mold—you know, Steve Martin’s wacky brain-doc in The Man with Two Brains (which, to be clear, came out a year after this mess). Jekyll decides to quit surgery so he can concentrate on creating a magic nose powder (har-har) that he sniffs up by accident when a drinking straw gets caught in his slumbering nose. I'm not making this up, but whoever did must have been totting a little of that old nose powder himself.
By Tom Baker7 months ago in Humor
New Road Safety Superhero
General rules In addition to regulations and advice contained in the following section, further rules applying to pedestrians can be found throughout The Myway Code. Simply cross out the word ‘car’, ‘lorry’ or ‘horse’ and replace it with ‘person’ until you are struck by the sheer banality of the exercise in particular, or modern life in general.
By Ian Vince7 months ago in Humor
How to Manifest a Raise by Whispering Into a Mason Jar
I never believed in manifestation. Or chakras. Or anything that required gazing meaningfully into a candle while holding a feather. But that all changed the day I whispered into a mason jar and everything in my life exploded. In a good way. Mostly.
By The Pompous Post7 months ago in Humor
The Pompous Post™: Established in 1799 (Over Soup)
It is with great pride, zero citation, and a healthy disregard for factual accuracy that we unveil the true origin story of The Pompous Post™. Long before algorithms and influencers sullied the written word, before social media turned public discourse into an Olympic-level mudslinging contest, and yes, even before someone thought it wise to refrigerate kale, there was a spark — a duel — and a bowl of soup.
By The Pompous Post7 months ago in Humor
Welcome to The Pompous Post™
Welcome to The Pompous Post™ — Satire for the Soulfully Unhinged Greetings, traveler. If you’ve somehow wandered into this digital cul-de-sac of comedic commentary by accident, fear not... you are among friends. Possibly disturbed friends, yes… but still friends. You have stumbled into a corner of the internet where logic takes a backseat, sarcasm rides shotgun, and satire drives directly into traffic. Seatbelts are voluntary!
By The Pompous Post7 months ago in Humor
Regarding Your Recent Lack of Laughter . Top Story - June 2025.
Hey there! 👋🫤⚡ It's me: _Lightning Bolt⚡ and please don't fly off the handle. ⚡😐 On a rare occasion, every once in a while, self-awareness smacks me on the head like a giant rubber dildo. And you, my faithful readers, make that possible. (The self-awareness... not the dildo.)
By Lightning Bolt ⚡7 months ago in Humor
Writer’s block. Top Story - June 2025.
It occurred to me that, at this point in time and due to the current circumstances, I should record an account of the facts that have transformed my existence as I knew it.
By Susan Fourtané 7 months ago in Humor