Parody
God, The Bible, Jesus… And My Very Confused Brain
There are two topics I usually avoid like a salad bar in a petrol station: politics and religion. Not because I’m not interested. Oh no, no. It’s because both subjects have an incredible ability to transform perfectly normal people into very passionate, very loud, and very exhausting debaters, convincing each other who is right. Also, my coffee gets cold while they’re trying to convince me.
By Tina's Blossom Life7 months ago in Humor
Local Man Creates Religion Around Toast, Sparks Global Movement
It all began with a simple slice of sourdough. Fifty-two-year-old Dennis Mallard of Cheboygan, Michigan was preparing his usual breakfast — two slices of toast, lightly buttered, just a whisper of cinnamon — when he claims he received a “revelation.” As the second slice popped up, Dennis saw what he described as “a divine shimmer” across the crust.
By The Pompous Post7 months ago in Humor
The Worst (Active) Creator On Vocal. Content Warning.
Introduction This is meant to be a bit of humour, and I am definitely not down, although it is something I am aware of. This is only true because of the number of stories, poems, articles and things that I publish, and this is what the statistics say.
By Mike Singleton 💜 Mikeydred 7 months ago in Humor
How to Manifest a Raise by Whispering Into a Mason Jar
I never believed in manifestation. Or chakras. Or anything that required gazing meaningfully into a candle while holding a feather. But that all changed the day I whispered into a mason jar and everything in my life exploded. In a good way. Mostly.
By The Pompous Post7 months ago in Humor
The Pompous Post™: Established in 1799 (Over Soup)
It is with great pride, zero citation, and a healthy disregard for factual accuracy that we unveil the true origin story of The Pompous Post™. Long before algorithms and influencers sullied the written word, before social media turned public discourse into an Olympic-level mudslinging contest, and yes, even before someone thought it wise to refrigerate kale, there was a spark — a duel — and a bowl of soup.
By The Pompous Post7 months ago in Humor
Welcome to The Pompous Post™
Welcome to The Pompous Post™ — Satire for the Soulfully Unhinged Greetings, traveler. If you’ve somehow wandered into this digital cul-de-sac of comedic commentary by accident, fear not... you are among friends. Possibly disturbed friends, yes… but still friends. You have stumbled into a corner of the internet where logic takes a backseat, sarcasm rides shotgun, and satire drives directly into traffic. Seatbelts are voluntary!
By The Pompous Post7 months ago in Humor
