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What I've Learned from Living in Montréal...
It must be said that certain towns have a charm of their own, one that you do not appreciate until you leave and see what the wider world provides. I have lived in Montréal since the early 2000s (had visited in 1999 after attending a wedding), and I see no reason to return to my hometown (Hamilton), its loud neighbour (Toronto), or any other region I cannot afford or access without the benefit of an automobile.
By Kendall Defoe about a year ago in Humor
Starving Artist Stops Abusing Food. Top Story - August 2024.
I often see those success stories of people with humble and/or difficult beginnings finally breaking into the entertainment industry as a writer or actor. He was living out of his car before he made it. Wow, my car looks like someone lives in it, but that's it. Her parents abandoned her and she bounced from foster home to foster home before achieving success. Wow, I have great and supportive parents. Bummer. He worked at a grocery store during the day and pulled overnight shifts as a janitor for years before he was discovered. Wow! I deal with shit at work, but not literal shit! I’ve looked at my own life. My parents didn’t abandon me, I hadn’t gone through financial hardships that cost me a home… I don’t have this incredible story of rags to riches. I’m just over here… living. So, am I going to be able to make it as a writer without the story? It’s as if I need the tough beginnings in order to make it, and I didn’t have those. However, I may finally have someone to thank. My job. My job may have given me just what I needed.
By Stephen Kramer Avitabileabout a year ago in Humor
What Goes Around Comes Around
Sophia Williams sat at the head of the long, oak conference table, her presence commanding the room. She had just secured another major contract for her thriving architectural firm, cementing her reputation as one of the most formidable businesswomen in the city. Her peers admired her success, but whispers of her ruthless tactics often followed her out of earshot.
By Leroy payneabout a year ago in Humor
Nandhan and priya
In the bustling corridors of Aether College, where the hum of electronic gadgets and the murmur of eager students filled the air, Nandhan and Priya's paths crossed. Both were students in the Electronics and Communication Engineering (ECE) department, their lives interwoven by fate and a shared passion for technology.
By Mohamed Wahidabout a year ago in Humor
funny situations in life
How did she get so dirty that she brought it onto the couch? Oh no, who scared you? Why are you scared? Did you just eat a whole carton of eggs? How did you manage that? She ate the plant. What's that noise coming from you? I don't know. Uh-oh, I guess you don't have to drive after all. Why did you bite me? Don't do that! Did you chew up this pillow? Are you serious, Prim? Stop! Your tail is hitting you. What do you think of that little baby? Come on, look at this! Oh my gosh, watch out—this is hilarious! Go, go, go! Follow me downstairs. Oh look, they know we’re watching. Who did it? I think someone lost a horse; it just showed up in my garage. Apparently, it likes the wood stove. Are you kidding me? Oh no, buddy! Did they pose for the photo? Did you get it? What is this? This is what we have to deal with. Come on, Lou, inside! Pepper, do you want to go outside? Or is it too cold? Big dogs are supposed to be super smart. Salem, where did you find a whole sausage, and why do you think you can eat that? Can I talk? Am I allowed to? There's a new toy Dad bought him, and he’s just hitting everyone with it. Are you hungry? Oh, I think you do want to eat it. Ow! That was supposed to be on the counter! That's dangerous. Hi there! Let’s go to the other side and leave those push pins so we can take him out with the felt. Hi, Kitty! You're so cute. If anyone asks me for a house tour, this is the video I’ll send them. Is it just me, or does he not know how to desert? His head fits in my hand, and oh my gosh, he’s snoring! Look at her; she’s shaped like a soup. Good morning! I can’t go outside and play, silly boy. You're being quite demanding. So, I'm having lunch and I have a visitor. He's so cute! For the last time, Matthew, it’s nap time—go back to bed. Do you want me to put you in timeout? What are we doing right now? We think Ember swallowed Mom's diamond ring. Hang on while I check for the chip. There’s a ring! What are we about to do? Open the door. The crow master has arrived! Hey, what do you have? Is that a shoe and a purse? Why do you have your head in the cup? Wake up! Why are you such a mess? Shall we find out what you got into? Okay, this is called calling your dog without calling your dog. Kona, can you get off the carpet, please? Rock, paper, scissors—shoot! Eat it, eat it, eat it! Quit using that tooth on me; you’re cheating! Can you let go of me, please? Grandma, you better be ready to sprint; three babies are getting up! Jesus, get in the house! If you’re watching this video right now and you’re a possum, I want you to know you need to wear a seatbelt—no one is above the law! You act just like your father. If you have something to say, say it! Was that on video? Hi, baby! Hi, puppy! He’s got the zoomies! Well, Dan, it’s a good thing you came into my office today because it looks like you have quite a few cavities. Here it is—did you do that? No, no! Oh no, we have another mess! What are you doing? It’s my dog! Can you not do that, Zena? Get in the back and don’t do that! I’ll be right back. He sees himself! One, two, three, go! Are you okay? That was karma! What are you doing, watching Chile eat and cuddling with him? Am I a genius? Now we take the lead, and our defense is playing phenomenal football. Are you mad? Oh my God, what is that on your legs? Get back in this yard! She’s fighting me! This is my baby, not yours! Be nice; that’s Daddy’s friend! Let him pet you. Hey, you can’t do that anymore; you’re making a mess! She’s going to scratch me! Don’t bite it; it stinks! Get it off of me! No, no! There we go! Yay, Moosey, were you sniffing the pet? Sit!
By Tiep Le Anhabout a year ago in Humor
The Ultimate List of Weird American Town Names: Part 1
Living the South, I’m no stranger to unusual and hard to pronounce town names. I have been to Burnt Corn, Slapout, and Smut Eye — and still giggle every time I see them. Here are some of the weirdest town names from around the United States!
By Kassondra O'Haraabout a year ago in Humor
Humorous and Entertaining Stories
1. Last night, I was happily lying down watching TV when an unknown number called demanding debt repayment and hurling insults. I knew he had the wrong number but still answered and told him I'd pay the next morning. But I deliberately told him that I thought he knew about me and his wife. After saying that, I hung up. The next morning, there were over 100 calls from him. Serves him right for cursing me, but I had to change my phone number.
By Tuan Le Van2 years ago in Humor
