Humorous and Entertaining Stories

1. Last night, I was happily lying down watching TV when an unknown number called demanding debt repayment and hurling insults. I knew he had the wrong number but still answered and told him I'd pay the next morning. But I deliberately told him that I thought he knew about me and his wife. After saying that, I hung up. The next morning, there were over 100 calls from him. Serves him right for cursing me, but I had to change my phone number.

2. At a birthday party, after finishing his drink, grandpa stood up and made a grand announcement, inviting everyone to raise their glasses to celebrate his grandchild. At that moment, no one knew if he was drunk or just impulsive, but he stood up to make the speech. Grandma heard this and also stood up, declaring she didn't know which grandchild but it was definitely her grandchild.

3. A daughter told her father, "Dad, I want to get married." Dad frowned and asked, "Does he have a house? Lives in a rental? Has a car? Rides a bicycle? How are his parents? What do you think of his parents?" Dad thought for a while and then said, "Life needs virtue, if it's that hard, let it go."

4. One day, the husband received a wedding invitation from his best friend. The wife saw this and asked, "Oh, finally the two of you are getting married? Why did she invite you as her best friend? Why didn't you advise him not to marry her, she's ugly and awful?" The husband replied, "When I married you, she didn't advise me."

5. Once, I was talking to a girl about my car, and she asked if I drove an automatic or a manual. I replied, "A manual." After that, she blocked me on Facebook.

6. Grandpa and his grandson were playing a shop game. Grandpa asked the grandson to sell something on credit to him. The grandson set a condition: "Alright, but you have to teach your son to go to school." The teacher often hit the daughter and said, "After you get married, your husband must compete to make money."

7. A young couple traveled to Thailand, and the tour guide took everyone to visit an elephant pen and talked about how elephants could love each other for 45 minutes. The wife winked at the husband, "See that?" At the deer pen, the guide said this species could only love for 5 minutes. The husband winked back, "Did you see that?" The wife replied, "Yet you want to say that deer live in such a small pen."

8. Two friends asked each other about their love life: "Did you have fun at her house last night?" "I stood under her window singing a love song, and she threw me a flower, it was so romantic." "What about your head?" "She didn't take the flower out of the pot."

9. An old couple were reminiscing: "Dear, how about we relive the time when we were dating? This afternoon, dress nicely and wait for me at the park near our house at 4 pm." At 4 pm sharp, the old man went to the bench and waited until 8 pm but didn't see his wife. When he got home, he saw her still sitting there, angry: "Why didn't you go?" She replied, "My mother didn't let me go."

10. A guy visited his girlfriend's house, and the girl complained, "Last time you didn't greet my parents properly." The guy recalled that time, "Dad was playing a game, mom was lying down reading a newspaper, and the kid was watching a movie. I did greet your parents."

11. A family raised a herd of fat goats, and one day the healthiest goat suddenly started wheezing. The owner invited a vet to examine it, and the vet asked, "Does it eat normally?" "Yes, but why does it keep wheezing?" "It's because it often licks its fur, the fur gets into its throat, causing itchiness and difficulty breathing." Hearing this, the owner turned pale, "Now I understand why my husband keeps wheezing."

12. The teacher asked the students, "Children, name the things that shouldn't be put in your mouth." The first student: "Teacher, don't put a knife in your mouth." The second student: "Teacher, don't put metal in your mouth." The third student: "Teacher, a light bulb." "Why?" "Because last night I heard mom tell dad to turn off the lights and put the light bulb in."

13. A guy visited an old friend after many years of not seeing each other, and saw his friend's face bruised and battered. "What happened to your face?" "Because my neighbor and I have the same hobby." "What hobby?" "A hobby with his wife.