funny situations in life

How did she get so dirty that she brought it onto the couch? Oh no, who scared you? Why are you scared? Did you just eat a whole carton of eggs? How did you manage that? She ate the plant. What's that noise coming from you? I don't know. Uh-oh, I guess you don't have to drive after all. Why did you bite me? Don't do that! Did you chew up this pillow? Are you serious, Prim? Stop! Your tail is hitting you. What do you think of that little baby? Come on, look at this! Oh my gosh, watch out—this is hilarious! Go, go, go! Follow me downstairs. Oh look, they know we’re watching. Who did it? I think someone lost a horse; it just showed up in my garage. Apparently, it likes the wood stove. Are you kidding me? Oh no, buddy! Did they pose for the photo? Did you get it? What is this? This is what we have to deal with. Come on, Lou, inside! Pepper, do you want to go outside? Or is it too cold? Big dogs are supposed to be super smart. Salem, where did you find a whole sausage, and why do you think you can eat that? Can I talk? Am I allowed to? There's a new toy Dad bought him, and he’s just hitting everyone with it. Are you hungry? Oh, I think you do want to eat it. Ow! That was supposed to be on the counter! That's dangerous. Hi there! Let’s go to the other side and leave those push pins so we can take him out with the felt. Hi, Kitty! You're so cute. If anyone asks me for a house tour, this is the video I’ll send them. Is it just me, or does he not know how to desert? His head fits in my hand, and oh my gosh, he’s snoring! Look at her; she’s shaped like a soup. Good morning! I can’t go outside and play, silly boy. You're being quite demanding. So, I'm having lunch and I have a visitor. He's so cute! For the last time, Matthew, it’s nap time—go back to bed. Do you want me to put you in timeout? What are we doing right now? We think Ember swallowed Mom's diamond ring. Hang on while I check for the chip. There’s a ring! What are we about to do? Open the door. The crow master has arrived! Hey, what do you have? Is that a shoe and a purse? Why do you have your head in the cup? Wake up! Why are you such a mess? Shall we find out what you got into? Okay, this is called calling your dog without calling your dog. Kona, can you get off the carpet, please? Rock, paper, scissors—shoot! Eat it, eat it, eat it! Quit using that tooth on me; you’re cheating! Can you let go of me, please? Grandma, you better be ready to sprint; three babies are getting up! Jesus, get in the house! If you’re watching this video right now and you’re a possum, I want you to know you need to wear a seatbelt—no one is above the law! You act just like your father. If you have something to say, say it! Was that on video? Hi, baby! Hi, puppy! He’s got the zoomies! Well, Dan, it’s a good thing you came into my office today because it looks like you have quite a few cavities. Here it is—did you do that? No, no! Oh no, we have another mess! What are you doing? It’s my dog! Can you not do that, Zena? Get in the back and don’t do that! I’ll be right back. He sees himself! One, two, three, go! Are you okay? That was karma! What are you doing, watching Chile eat and cuddling with him? Am I a genius? Now we take the lead, and our defense is playing phenomenal football. Are you mad? Oh my God, what is that on your legs? Get back in this yard! She’s fighting me! This is my baby, not yours! Be nice; that’s Daddy’s friend! Let him pet you. Hey, you can’t do that anymore; you’re making a mess! She’s going to scratch me! Don’t bite it; it stinks! Get it off of me! No, no! There we go! Yay, Moosey, were you sniffing the pet? Sit!