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The Woodpecker Uprising
Imagine a world in which the steady pounding of woodpeckers signals the beginning of a takeover of the earth, rather than just a hunt for insects. Though it may sound unrealistic, let's investigate the intriguing theories behind how these hardy and resourceful birds might become powerful and take over the entire planet.
By Richard Weber2 years ago in Humor
More Bad Jokes — And I’m Back at the Job Agency!
I considered his question carefully. “Well, my fat parrot died today. That was a huge weight off my shoulders, I can tell you.”
By Brendan Donaghy2 years ago in Humor
Voice, Design, and Legacy: The Complete Story of Tweety Bird
Tweety Bird, the iconic yellow canary from the Looney Tunes franchise, has captured the hearts of audiences for decades. Created by animator Bob Clampett and introduced in the 1942 short "A Tale of Two Kitties," Tweety is best known for his adorable appearance and distinctive speech. His high-pitched voice, characterized by the mispronunciation of words, particularly his signature phrase, "I tawt I taw a puddy tat!" has made him a beloved character in the world of animation.
By Cool Searches 2 years ago in Humor
Bob Newhart 1929-2024
Bob Newhart is an American stand-up comedian and actor, known for his distinctive deadpan delivery and stammering style. Born on September 5, 1929, in Oak Park, Illinois, Newhart gained fame in the 1960s with his comedy album "The Button-Down Mind of Bob Newhart," which became a bestseller and won several Grammy Awards. He is also famous for his roles in TV shows such as "The Bob Newhart Show" (1972–1978) and "Newhart" (1982–1990). Newhart has had a long and successful career in comedy, acting, and voice work, making him a beloved figure in American entertainment.
By Paul U2 years ago in Humor
I Met a Guy in Pisa Who Once Met Tiger Woods!. Top Story - July 2024.
We pull up in a taxi outside the train station in Pisa, Italy. The driver lifts our cases out of the trunk. “You know there is a strike today? On the trains?”
By Brendan Donaghy2 years ago in Humor
When Life Gives You Lemons
There are many tales in this part of the Amalfi Coast. One summer, in the beautiful town of Millefiori, nestled between the azure Tyrrhenian Sea and majestic cliffs, a music festival was in full swing. The town was famous for attracting musicians from all over the world. However, its main claim to fame was the lemon. Tourists were entranced by the enormous size of these yellow anomalies, which stood out due to their large exteriors and surprisingly small interiors.
By Eyekay2 years ago in Humor
The Unibrow Revolution:
The Unibrow Revolution: How to Flaunt Your Single Brow with Style Ah, the unibrow—a misunderstood marvel of facial hair that has, for too long, been plucked, waxed, and shamed into submission. But no more! The unibrow is back with a vengeance, ready to take the fashion world by storm. Here’s your satirical guide to wearing your unibrow with style and confidence, because nothing says "I’m fabulously unique" like a caterpillar resting majestically above your eyes.
By Dave Karpinsky, PhD, MBA2 years ago in Humor
The Farting Husband:
The Flatulent Husband: A Guide to Love and Survival Ah, marriage. That sacred bond between two souls where love, laughter, and the occasional aromatic assault coexist in blissful harmony. And your husband farts. A lot. In bed. In kitchen, On the couch, At the movies. At dinner. With friends. In the bath, or as he likes to call it the jacuzzi. If you find yourself wedded to a man who could power a small wind farm with his behind, fear not! Here’s a humorous guide to staying with your husband and loving him, farts and all.
By Dave Karpinsky, PhD, MBA2 years ago in Humor
Romantic Fails: The Hilarious and Heartwarming Journey of Alex and Emily
Hello There! Allow me to tell a tale that will probably make you laugh, weep, and perhaps even roll your eyes a little. It relates to Alex, a man living smack in the center of a busy city. Dreamers like Alex always stared up at the stars and was completely in love with the concept of relationships. Thanks to all the novels he read and the romantic films he watched, he was the kind of man who thought in fairy tales and happy ends. Yet life? For him, life had a different script with many more humorous turns than he could have ever dreamed. One lovely fall evening, then, began it. Imagine Alex meandering into a small, comfortable bookstore with creaking wooden flooring and smells like old paper. Then he spots her, Emily. Her smile brightened the space like sunshine on a damp day. Before they knew it, they were trading numbers while still conversing about their favorite books. Driven by this fresh hope, Alex chose to go all out on their first date.
By Purab Biswas✨ 2 years ago in Humor
I Hate Moose. Content Warning.
I Hate Moose. In 1993, A woman sat down to eat one of her favorite meals, Moose entrail stew. Her husband had gone hunting the week before so that he would be ready for their 30th anniversary. The first few bits melted into her mouth, it reminded her of their honeymoon when they stayed in this cabin living their rustic dream. Of course, after a few weeks they would have to descend from the Acadian forest back into civilization. This anniversary though marks the beginning of their retirement, so now they can permanently disconnect from the laurels of modern life. Reminiscing while she’s eating the stew, her teeth come into contact with something hard. She takes it out of her mouth and sees it’s a ring. Upon further inspection, she recognized the inscription on the inner part of the ring as her wedding ring that she had lost three years prior while feeding a Moose. She puts it on her ring finger on her right hand. After all, the Moose had bitten off her left.
By Viktor Žaltys2 years ago in Humor
Laughter in the Library. AI-Generated.
The library was the heart of the town, a quiet sanctuary where whispers felt like shouts and the rustling of pages was the loudest sound. Mrs. Jenkins, the stern librarian, ruled with an iron fist and a strict "No Noise" policy that everyone respected—everyone except for one person: Tommy.
By John Francis2 years ago in Humor
a woman's dead love
That night appeared like a bad dream for Jeje, who had fair broken up with Geo. They now not feel congruous, in the interim Jeje is prioritizing his studies which have entered the ultimate organize, to be specific composing a proposal. Geo too feels exceptionally bored with Jeje who is uninterested to him, indeed in spite of the fact that Jeje really doesn't pay consideration to Geo either. Jeje is irritated and baffled with Geo who is adamant and prioritizes his self image, indeed in spite of the fact that in his most profound heart he adores Geo more than anything. Indeed in spite of the fact that he has broken up with Geo, it feels like Jeje has no purposeful of trying to find a substitution for Geo. He favors to center on his thesis so that he can graduate with culminate grades It turns out that Geo really features a unused sweetheart and Jeje still trusts that Geo will return to him. Some time recently Jeje knew approximately it, his days felt like ordinary, but after he found out, his heart started to feel like it was being torn separated by an awfully sharp cut ready to kill him gradually. He cried and poured out all his pity before his ponder table. The portable workstation was turned on and cleared out alone. Jeje was exceptionally astounded when he found out that Geo had been in a relationship with his co-worker a month back. Jeje felt exceptionally crushed and misplaced his eagerness to wrap up his proposal once more.
By ppp2 years ago in Humor