Funny
The Circus's First 100 Days
Is Britney Spears playing in your mind? From coast to coast and nation to nation, I believe everyone is listening to Britney exclaim, "Oops!..I did it again." Some of us can't stop thinking about why he was the finest option for us. Of course, if you have the time to consider it. Because my option didn't win, I'm still scheming. Write-ins are seldom successful.
By BD All Product Shop Digital Marketing12 months ago in Humor
The First 100 Days Of The Circus
Can you hear Britney Spears in your head? I think from coast to coast, from country to country, everybody is hearing old Britney belt out a round of "Oops!.;..I did it again." All some of us can think about is why he was our best choice. That is, of course, if you can take the time to think about it. I'm still smarting because my choice didn't win. Write-ins never do.
By Jason Ray Morton 12 months ago in Humor
Steve the Monkey: Rollerblades, Hotdogs, and Complete Chaos
Dave was your average guy in a small, quiet town. He had a decent job at the local hardware store, a predictable routine, and a somewhat underwhelming social life. But one day, as he was flipping through the local classifieds, something caught his eye.
By Jason “Jay” Benskin12 months ago in Humor
Title: "The Clock That Counted Backwards
In the small town of Willowbrook, there was a legend about an old clock that hung in the town square. It wasn’t just any clock—it was said to count **backwards**. No one knew where it came from or who made it, but everyone knew one thing: if the clock ever stopped, something terrible would happen.
By Killing Mission 12 months ago in Humor
The Toothpaste Tragedy
Rafiq was not a morning person. In fact, he was the opposite—a certified, card-carrying member of the "Do Not Disturb Before 10 AM" club. Unfortunately, life didn’t care about his sleep schedule, and today, he had an early morning class. So, at 7:30 AM, still half-asleep, he dragged himself out of bed like a zombie and stumbled toward the bathroom.
By Mirhadi Tahsin12 months ago in Humor
The Day My Toaster Tried to Kill Me
I never thought I'd have to fear my own kitchen appliances, but life has a funny way of proving you wrong. It all started on an average Wednesday morning. I shuffled into the kitchen, bleary-eyed and half-conscious, desperately craving toast. My trusty old toaster, a relic from my college days, had never failed me before. Sure, it had a few quirks—sometimes it launched toast across the room like a medieval catapult, but nothing too alarming.
By INFO INSIDER 12 months ago in Humor
That Bounty Commercial
Have you seen that Bounty Commercial? The one where retired football player Rob Gronkowski, and now… what is he, an analyst slash fun personality?... sneaks up behind people who are eating wings and wipes the sauce off their faces for them. It’s a funny commercial. And a great idea, having a mouth wiper for all your sauces. Um.
By Stephen Kramer Avitabile12 months ago in Humor
