The Circus's First 100 Days

Is Britney Spears playing in your mind? From coast to coast and nation to nation, I believe everyone is listening to Britney exclaim, "Oops!..I did it again." Some of us can't stop thinking about why he was the finest option for us. Of course, if you have the time to consider it. Because my option didn't win, I'm still scheming. Write-ins are seldom successful.

Life continues on while the men from ICE and other federal agencies scour the streets of America, apprehending all the terrorists and cartel members who managed to get in during the egregiously mishandled open border years. There will be more executive orders in the future, which might break the previous administration's or Obama's record. In America, it occurs so often that international news organizations cover it.

As we wait anxiously for the following day's regulations to be announced, we watch executive order after executive order. People, that is leadership at its finest! However, that is the result of having dreadfully unqualified candidates for public office. Although everyone aspires to wield that magical wand of power, few people are worthy of being entrusted with such a great responsibility.

Yes! The cost of gas has decreased by over 20 cents per gallon. That's a solid beginning for the first 100 days, then. Excitement is in the air at the White House. A new talent agency has signed the former Whitehouse boss. Following the conclusion of Yellowstone and poor Kevin's death as John Dutton, there must be ambitious plans for a return, maybe as a slumbering cowboy in one of Big Tay's twenty-five spin-offs.

As a previous president who used to use a lot of derogatory language about those whose forefathers weren't from European nations, without a teleprompter to read from or a group of speechwriters and others instructing him what he can and cannot say, it will be fascinating to see whether he can remain alert and politically correct.

The huge rabbit is set to issue an executive order outlawing Rabbit Season back in Washington, D.C., and his fiercest opponent is getting ready to relocate to one of the 33 Illinois counties that are frantically attempting to establish their own universal government in order to get away from the insane hotdog king who controls the state. I'm not joking; someone specifically brought up the governor of Illinois' fondness for the neighborhood hot dog joint. The classic American hot dog is a favorite of many.

What about our delegates? They are working really hard to prevent Kash Patel from becoming the FBI's director. Next up is Ms. Gabbard, who may be a great fit for the role. Consider appointing an intelligent person to lead intelligence. It would be an amazing world.

However, the key issue, the man with the gravel voice and a background that has you wondering, "What was President Rabbit thinking?" must pass a vote that is as unlikely as President Bunny's. Who would have guessed?

So little time and so many lawmakers. A new president will take office in four years. Additionally, if it's not JD Vance, it's likely that other people will be hired—that is, assuming Big Bunny doesn't dismiss half of them before December. Yes, I understand. A few of them oppose Kennedy's pursuit of large pharmaceutical companies. Ms. Warren obviously has a stake in it, but during the past four years, her fortune has skyrocketed, just like that of many others in D.C. Perhaps she is receiving investment advice from the last speaker, Ms. P.

Brave hearts, do not be afraid. It will only endure until 2028, while your social media feeds are constantly flooded with hatred, rage, incomplete truths, and anti-Trumpist sentiment. It will be anti-Vancers after that. What?

Perhaps the previous government had the correct idea. Let Zuckerberg once more begin filtering what we see about Washington, D.C. No, we need to think about the First Amendment. There are twenty-five distinct hues to look at, but that's a different circus.