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The Fear of Death Troubles Me
The state of man does change and vary, Now sound, now sick, now blyth, now sary, Now dansand mirry, now like to die: Timor mortis conturbat me.
By Brendan Donaghy11 months ago in Humor
Mom Knows Everything! (Even When She Shouldn't!)
Mom Knows Everything! (Even When She Shouldn't!)"** 😆 I tiptoe home at half-past three, Thinking, **"Mom won’t notice me!"**
By ANITA11 months ago in Humor
But if I ever write a book, it’s going to be called Confessions of a Nail Technician: How I Survived the Madness (and the Moms of Texas). AI-Generated.
Let me tell you, Texas housewives are a breed of their own. They’re like regular housewives, but with bigger hair, bigger personalities, and an uncanny ability to turn every nail appointment into a therapy session. And honey, I’m not a licensed therapist, but I play one in the nail salon.
By Anna-Maria11 months ago in Humor
200+ Dog Puns to Make Every Dog Owner Howl With Joy
Dogs bring so much joy into our lives—whether they’re wagging their tails, giving puppy-dog Puns, or just being their goofy, lovable selves. But do you know what makes them even better?
By JokeJester11 months ago in Humor
The Three Wishes Valentine
Clara hadn’t meant to go snooping. In her defense, it was her grandmother’s attic, and the woman had always encouraged a little curiosity. “You never know what treasures you’ll find in forgotten places,” she used to say, usually before handing Clara a cookie and an obscure life lesson wrapped in riddles.
By Thaddeus Edah12 months ago in Humor
200+ Funny Dad Jokes That Will Have You Rolling On The Floor
Dad jokes: they're corny, they're silly, and they're oh-so-lovable. There's something about the charm of a dad jokes that just gets everyone laughing, whether it's a groan-worthy pun or a simple one-liner.
By JokeJester12 months ago in Humor
The Lion Meme 🦁👑
Hey there! 👋😁⚡ I'm _Lightning Bolt⚡ with another droll edition of Meme-ing Madness! Since I'm a force of nature and a Top Contributor in the Humor Community, I assume no further introduction is necessary.
By Lightning Bolt ⚡12 months ago in Humor
The Moto 4 Misadventures (Part 1)
It was the Christmas of all Christmases. I was 12, my brother was 8, and our parents decided that year to change the trajectory of our childhood forever. They bought us a blue Yamaha Moto 4 80cc four-wheeler.
By Trygg & True12 months ago in Humor
BB Guns, Bare Feet, and Bad Decisions. Content Warning.
Growing up in the country, my brother and I had the kind of childhood that would make today’s parents break out in hives. We were Gen X kids, raised in an era where no one really gave a damn as long as we weren’t on fire or missing a major limb. If we got hurt, well, that was just a lesson in natural consequences.
By Trygg & True12 months ago in Humor
The Love Letter Lottery
The aroma of freshly baked bread, rich and yeasty, hung heavy in the air as Valentine’s Day approached in Willow Creek. The town, nestled among rolling hills, was alive with anticipation for its peculiar annual tradition—the Love Letter Lottery.
By Thaddeus Edah12 months ago in Humor
Now That’s What I Call Stupid
Ah, high school. A time of awkward first dates, questionable fashion choices, and moments so cringe-worthy they haunt you for years. But nothing—and I mean nothing—prepared me for the legendary tale of the guy who thought bare hands were oven mitts. Buckle up, because this is a story of bravery, stupidity, and a pizza that deserved better.
By mureed hussain12 months ago in Humor
The Girl Who Fell Through Time
Esmé had only intended to browse the dusty shelves of Timeless Treasures for a quirky centerpiece—something to distract from the fact that she’d be spending Valentine’s Day single again.
By Thaddeus Edah12 months ago in Humor