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Memories, Voices, and the Unexpected Twists of Life
Our minds hold onto memories in peculiar ways. While some people remember names effortlessly, I’ve always found myself associating people with their faces and voices rather than their names. This has led to some heartwarming—and occasionally awkward—experiences.
By Ganashree P11 months ago in Humor
A Journey Through Memory
We should never forget Birthday gifts…. Yes!! It so happned one day that my friend from my college days called me to invite to her Daughter's birthday, it was nearly a decade since we met after our marriage so I thought not to miss this opportunity, since I could also meet my other friends and their family.
By Ganashree P11 months ago in Humor
Something in the Air
The moment that he felt the wind touch his face, he knew that they were going to take him out. The tunnel was dark for most of his walk, but Morgan thought that it would go on and on for as long as he needed it. The ground felt stable and it was easy to just walk and walk until he saw a pinprick of light leading to somewhere he knew he wanted to get to; that was why he was here.
By Kendall Defoe 11 months ago in Humor
The Toaster Rebellion
It started like any other morning. I stumbled into the kitchen, half-asleep, barely functioning, and operating entirely on muscle memory. I grabbed two slices of bread—whole wheat, because I was trying to be healthy—and tossed them into the toaster.
By Ilsa Sophia11 months ago in Humor
Background Characters
Oh, sweet Saint Jerome, not another pair. Do I have SUCKER printed on my forehead? This is the fifth pair of idiots this week, coming into our border town with their stupid selfie sticks and flip flops and no amount of sunscreen in sight and put down that scorpion this instant are you trying to kill yourselves? Go home! Don’t come to the desert in spring unless you know what you’re getting into!
By Meredith Harmon11 months ago in Humor
Kenzo & The Gen Z Pussycat Doll...
Hi All, It's Doll Mommy here! Sorry that I've been so out of touch. I know that it has been 12 million months since I've texted you. Guess what!? The kid's father, Ghost, had them for two months this summer. Chile, while they were gone, I was in rare form. I was busy yachting by day and partying like it was 1999 by night. That was until about 9 days into my vacation when my 90-year-old knees told me it was time to take my behind on home before I ended up having to have a double knee replacement surgery! Lol 😉
By Tiffany Gordon11 months ago in Humor
Role of behavioral finance in retirement planning
Behavioral finance, a field that combines psychology and economics, helps explain why people make certain financial decisions and provides insights into how they can improve their retirement planning. By understanding these behavioral tendencies, individuals can make better financial choices and ensure a secure retirement.
By Badhan Sen11 months ago in Humor
Energetic Haircut: Form 47B. AI-Generated.
Alex hadn’t planned on a haircut. It was just a post-lunch wander. The village was quaint—cobblestone streets, flower boxes, the kind of place that smelled faintly of cheese and history. He was admiring an especially picturesque well when he noticed it: a small wooden door tucked between two pastel houses, painted with a swirling mandala logo. A sign in elegant lettering read:
By Stéphane Lallée11 months ago in Humor
The Special
The rain pelted the window as Sarah wiped the smudged coral lipstick from her chin and swigged more wine. She was in her underwear after an argument with the "effing" wardrobe. The clothes rebelled and took it upon themselves to be horrendously displeasing right before the date. She was wearing Hello Kitty briefs, which no man would ever see. She liked to think she had self-control but a failsafe was necessary. She fumbled frantically around a scabby handbag. A slightly smooched cigarette emerged that had probably been festering in there since 2014. She lit it with the bubble-gum scented candle on the dresser, as lighters were lost to time and many pub smoking areas. In a buzzed nicotine haze, she decided to wear a glittery silver dress and matching heels. It wasn't love at first sight but she didn’t want to rip it off and cry, a significant improvement from the last five outfits the mirror had seen. She grabbed a clean pair of knickers in case her failsafe failed, lipstick, a year-old toothbrush, an umbrella, and keys and clomped out the door. The restaurant was five minutes away but Sarah had never heard of it. It was empty, aligned with plastic tables and chairs, each tablecloth decorated with different farmyard animals. He was sat at the giddy goats, wearing an elegant lilac suit and a cheeky smile. The choice of location should have been odd but she was happy with anything, as long as the food was free, for her.
By Lauren Jane R11 months ago in Humor
