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The Dragon
“What do we want!” “A dead Dragon!” “When do we want it?” “Once an agreeable and equitable resolution on how to kill it presents itself!”
By Matthew J. Fromm11 months ago in Humor
How Cool Is This?. Top Story - March 2025.
All cool cats, eventually, should veer away from self-serving solipsism and ponder the "meaning of it all." It can't be all about bitchin' cars, "it" couples, clicks-and-likes, and liquidity, can it?
By Gerard DiLeo11 months ago in Humor
The Garbage Chute Incident
Ted’s day had been perfectly ordinary up until the moment he threw the trash bag down the garbage chute. He had done this countless times before—open the metal hatch, toss, listen for the distant thud below— you can hear everything from the second floor. Simple. Routine. Nothing remarkable.
By Ashley Ball11 months ago in Humor
Real 3D Comedy
Peter Brite brought Jen his wife home from the hospital. Jen had a tumor in her brain, and she had surgery to have it removed. Her husband Peter walked her to the sofa.
By Robert Kegel11 months ago in Humor
May The Cakes be with You
"What the hell are you munching on now? The play's about to start!" Rosie whispered harshly at Robert and scowled. "That hippy parent with the dreads was selling homemade Rocky Road," Robert replied. "Oh, don’t be such a misery luv, it all goes towards the school funds."
By Simon Aylward11 months ago in Humor
Free Market Man Returns. Top Story - March 2025.
Listen to the audio version on Spotify (starts at 6:05): (Available on all major platforms—full list) *** Fresh from his battle with the Bureaucracy Brothers, Free Market Man patrols the skies over America, the shining city built on a hill of U.S. dollars (and a few dead laborers).
By Stephen A. Roddewig11 months ago in Humor
How to Survive a Horror Movie: A Practical Guide for People Who Actually Want to Live
Look, if I ever find myself in a horror movie, I already know I’m making it to the end credits. Why? Because unlike 90% of these characters, I have common sense. If you’re reading this, congratulations—you now have a survival guide. Take notes.
By Olayinka Atiyeye11 months ago in Humor
70+ Funny Ski Puns and Jokes That Will Keep You Laughing on the Slopes. AI-Generated.
Skiing is all about speed, adventure, and… laughter! Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a beginner who spends more time on the ground than on your skis, everyone can appreciate a good ski-related joke. From clever puns to laugh-out-loud one-liners, we’ve compiled over 70 of the funniest ski puns and jokes to keep you entertained on and off the slopes. So, buckle up your boots, grab your hot cocoa, and get ready for a downhill ride of humor!
By pestosol11 months ago in Humor
70+ Funny Butterfly Puns and Jokes That Will Make You Flutter with Laughter. AI-Generated.
Butterflies are not only beautiful but also a great source of punny humor! Whether you're a nature lover or just looking for some lighthearted fun, these butterfly puns and jokes will have you laughing until you flutter off your seat. From witty wordplay to hilarious one-liners, this collection of over 70 butterfly-themed jokes is perfect for brightening your day. So, spread your wings and get ready to enjoy some egg-citing humor!
By pestosol11 months ago in Humor
Not Haunted
I've just put the finishing touches on the process of remodeling my bathroom when I walk out to the kitchen to get a glass of water and find a colonial man sitting at my table buttering a Ritz cracker.
By Raistlin Allen11 months ago in Humor
Rat City
It had been an unusually warm summer, all summers seemed like that now. The rat trouble started when the garbage men went on strike, causing the whole city to overflow with garbage, rotten food sitting on benches in the sun and bags of trash outside, creating a stench no one could escape. First, the seagulls came swooping in, thicker and more aggressive than ever. Then, the rats came as the Bible once foretold.
By Dark Constellations11 months ago in Humor
Coffee My Survival Juice. AI-Generated.
It was a Monday morning. My alarm clock screamed at me like it had a personal vendetta. I groaned. I rolled over. I seriously considered throwing it out the window. But then I remembered the one thing that could save me. Coffee.
By Muzammil Faraz11 months ago in Humor