Satire
Instruction Manual
To our most valued customer, thank you for purchasing this state-of-the-art hand tool. We know you will enjoy many years of use from this masterfully designed device. Only the highest-grade materials have been used to create this multipurpose tool, so you may feel confident that it will always function to the best of its ability in all types of environments. Our company has been manufacturing this implement for over one hundred years, and we have never had a complaint due to poor quality or inadequate design. To ensure that you are thoroughly satisfied with this product, we have included a list of instructions for its proper use.
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