Trump got both Putin and Zelenskyy on the phone, just to decide on the place to conduct peace talks.
Putin: Our suggestion is Minsk.
Zelenskyy: Our response is Warsaw.
Putin: We are not allowed in Warsaw.
Zelenskyy: Exactly.
Trump: Mr.Presidents, please, remember that we need to agree on the place that would work for both of you. A safe place for you both.
Zelenskyy: I suggest Türkiye.
Putin: By the same token, I suggest Hungary.
Trump: I see this is going nowhere. How about Israel?
Putin: Are you kidding me, Donnie? You want me to explain denazification to two Jews?
100 words exactly make it a Drabble.
Author's Note: Feels like I haven't done these in awhile, and a fresh joke in Russian came my way from a friend. It can be interpreted in so many different ways, depending on where you stand in terms of ideology. So don't kick me, I'm just a messenger. Strike out, translator. And I still hate Putin and support Ukraine.
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Lana V Lynx
Avid reader and occasional writer of satire and short fiction. For my own sanity and security, I write under a pen name. My books: Moscow Calling - 2017 and President & Psychiatrist
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Comments (7)
Now I needed a good laugh! This was great!
I've missed the Drabbles! I'm thinking Putin's safe places may be uncomfortable for Zelenskyy.
Hahahahaha this was hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It’s a great joke as many Russian jokes are and timely and well written Drabble. Let’s hope that peace comes soon to Ukraine and to the Ukrainian and Russian peoples living (and displaced from) the region.
Interesting
I'm with you on this
I see the humor and tge fact that they will never agree on a location for Peace talk. I suggest France. 😊