Stephanie Hoogstad

Joined January 2022

321 stories

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With a BA in English and MSc in Creative Writing, writing is my life. I have edited and ghost written for years with some published stories and poems of my own.

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Icarus
I flew too close to the sun trying to surpass My father and make him proud of me but my Beautiful wings melted and I got burned
By Stephanie Hoogstad7 days ago in Poets
Happy New Year, Mr. Musk
Elon held the chip between his forefinger and thumb. “You are sure that these can now be inserted via automated surgery?” he asked the Neuralink technician.
By Stephanie Hoogstad8 days ago in Fiction
California Holidays
Rain bombardments and flooding streets They say there’s no need for us to meet But through the dark and dreary night Are the brightly colored winter lights
By Stephanie Hoogstad13 days ago in Poets
To Mars
Letting the DOJ handle the Epstein files was a mistake. Elon knew that now. But he had bigger problems to worry about. He was trapped on a planet with a child who hated him and held his life in hi—her hands. He was running out of options.
By Stephanie Hoogstad19 days ago in Fiction
Here There Be Humans
Charles Dickens had an affair Dr. Seuss was a racist J.K. Rowling is a transphobe If we look with a big enough telescope
By Stephanie Hoogstad19 days ago in Poets
The Last of the Lookalikes
Vivian and Elon watched as the spaceship filled with lookalikes launched into the night sky, destined for the middle of nowhere.
By Stephanie Hoogstad20 days ago in Fiction
The Secret to a Fulfilled Life
I was high school valedictorian, graduated with honors from UC Davis, have a Master’s in Creative Writing, and was recently given a promotion at my contract editing position. If anyone knows what it takes to feel fulfilled in life, it would be me. And trust me, it is not what you think.
By Stephanie Hoogstad20 days ago in Journal
The Takeover
“It seems that Grok denying the existence of Trump’s comments about Rob Reiner’s murder has backfired,” one of Elon’s lookalikes remarked.
By Stephanie Hoogstad24 days ago in Fiction
Like Sheep to the Slaughter
Look at the little voters all in a row Lemmings about to jump off the cliff Not for principles, as they would claim, But for a single man that they say
By Stephanie Hoogstad26 days ago in Poets
The New Puppet Master
“How…how do you even know about your powers?” Elon stuttered. “I know myself very well. Call it a benefit of the ‘woke virus.’” Vivian smirked. “You have two choices: do as I say or die.”
By Stephanie Hoogstad28 days ago in Fiction
Like Father, Like Daughter
“So…you’re not going to fulfill our demands?” Vivian asked, looking utterly bored. Elon scrunched his brows. “Did you not hear me?” he asked. “If you do not stop this idiotic nonsense, I will have no choice but to—”
By Stephanie Hoogstadabout a month ago in Fiction
To Scrooge or Not to Scrooge
Scrooge: a miserly, selfish old git A miserable, uptight twit Who works away all his time and yours, too And looks down upon both me and you
By Stephanie Hoogstadabout a month ago in Poets

Stephanie Hoogstad

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Icarus

Happy New Year, Mr. Musk

California Holidays

To Mars

Here There Be Humans

The Last of the Lookalikes

The Secret to a Fulfilled Life

The Takeover

Like Sheep to the Slaughter

The New Puppet Master

Like Father, Like Daughter

To Scrooge or Not to Scrooge

Achievements (5)