Satire

Wait. Content Warning.
Wait Why? Something is going to happen What? I don't know, but we have to wait. If we don't, bad things might occur. We have to wait and keep quiet; it's the only way to survive this.
By Mike Singleton 💜 Mikeydred 21 days ago in Fiction
The Hard Road To Success
The first line in the manual tells you to follow the rules and not deviate from them. Any deviation and you will not be successful; keep to the rules, and you might possibly succeed. You always do your best to succeed.
By Mike Singleton 💜 Mikeydred 21 days ago in Fiction
To Mars
Letting the DOJ handle the Epstein files was a mistake. Elon knew that now. But he had bigger problems to worry about. He was trapped on a planet with a child who hated him and held his life in hi—her hands. He was running out of options.
By Stephanie Hoogstad22 days ago in Fiction
The Last of the Lookalikes
Vivian and Elon watched as the spaceship filled with lookalikes launched into the night sky, destined for the middle of nowhere.
By Stephanie Hoogstad23 days ago in Fiction
Who We Am vs Who Am We?
“We’d like to have a word with you.” “Y-y-yes?” “Another woman." "I beg your pardon?" "Just talking to myself. Shall we get started? Let’s see, I have your papers here. It all boils down to this, really. Are you one of us? And I mean, really...one of us?”
By Gerard DiLeo23 days ago in Fiction
DECODING THE MAN FROM A NON-EXISTENT COUNTRY
On a summer day in Oia in 1954, at Haneda International Airport in Tokyo, Japan, passengers streamed through passport control. Everything seemed normal until a middle-aged, well-dressed man approached the immigration counter. Customs officers examined his thick passport, and suddenly, an eerie silence fell. The passport appeared valid, containing visa stamps from numerous countries, but there was one inconsistency. It was issued by a country called Taured, a nation that didn't exist on Earth.
By HieuDinh24 days ago in Fiction
Four Ways to It
“Who’s next?” “Me, sir.” “Good. You have all the forms?” “Yes. All complete.” “Okay. Let me see… Right, so it is not a machine or…?”
By Kendall Defoe 24 days ago in Fiction
The Takeover
“It seems that Grok denying the existence of Trump’s comments about Rob Reiner’s murder has backfired,” one of Elon’s lookalikes remarked.
By Stephanie Hoogstad26 days ago in Fiction
Guy’s Night. Content Warning.
disclaimer: if your affinity for comedy red lines at religion (or theology in general), you will be offended. this story is a work of fiction. names, characters, events, and celestial interventions are entirely imagined. any resemblance to religious texts, figures, or doctrines is purely coincidental… or, let’s be honest, probably intentional.
By Ashlee Laurel27 days ago in Fiction
The New Puppet Master
“How…how do you even know about your powers?” Elon stuttered. “I know myself very well. Call it a benefit of the ‘woke virus.’” Vivian smirked. “You have two choices: do as I say or die.”
By Stephanie Hoogstadabout a month ago in Fiction
Christmas Wishing
Here's a link to the Challenge: Dear Satan Santa, I have been a good boy, but I wonder if that is enough in the climate we live in. I want so many things, and I am not sure if you can get them for me. I would like to have more things for my family and myself. We deserve to be released from all of our obligations, despite the contract we signed.
By Kendall Defoe about a month ago in Fiction
Healthy
1st Edition: Originally Published on Vocal Media in 2021 2nd Edition: December, 9th 2025 - I am dreaming of data screens, metal shapes, floating numbers, bulging muscles, and the allure of fat-slimmed, rippling-bodied figures. A shock interrupts my heaven. My eyes open to a familiar ceiling, in familiar quarters, in a familiar, floating, apartment building. An alarm resounds throughout the bare, white walls- made blue by the hue of the nightlight. I am delighted to exchange Heaven for a treasure of equal weight.
By Scott A. Vancilabout a month ago in Fiction