Alan Walker
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Part-time Avid Gamer, self appointed nerd, and volunteer Karate Instructor
Long time reader, first time blogger
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Top 10 References in Warhammer 40K
It’s no real surprise that a lot of media likes to make references to past works; whether they be subtle or otherwise, just watch The Amazing World of Gumball episode ‘The Meaning of Life’ for a not so subtle nod to Conan the Barbarian.
By Alan Walker10 months ago in Geeks
Running Late
‘Shit!’ I cried out as I rolled over to see my alarm clock display 0830, ‘I’m going to be late again!’ I rushed around my studio apartment speedily getting myself ready ‘Only time for a hooker’s wash’ I cried out as I ran a washcloth over my smelly areas ‘I can’t be late again or it’s a disciplinary meeting Doug, the douche from HR.’
By Alan Walker11 months ago in Fiction
I Hate Captain Kirk
Throughout history many people have come to hate their jobs or their life, sometimes both. I am one who hates both. Most of my forty-five years has been filled with pain but I can’t complain about to anyone; I just have to grin and bear it. Currently right now I am heading to a potentially dangerous situation. I hear you ask what sort of person can endure such a life? I hear you ask who I am?
By Alan Walker11 months ago in Fiction
The Force vs The Warp
WARNING - SPOILERS AHEAD It's a tale almost as old as Science Fiction itself and one that has it's roots deeply sown into the playground of every Primary, Junior, and Elementary School across the globe. Who would win a fight between two fictitous characters.
By Alan Walker2 years ago in Geeks
Horoscopes for March
First Quarter Aquarius: You’ll be headhunted for a job at NASA, they’re looking for a new Chief Sanitation Engineer Pisces: This quarter you’ll resurrect the old sport Fox Tossing. As a means to please the alternative crowd, you’ll substitute the fox for a midget
By Alan Walker2 years ago in Humor
Horoscopes for February
First Quarter Capricorn: Space may be the final frontier but it’s often made on the cheap with reused sets and kitchen appliances. Don’t let this put you off your attempt at building a bargain basement warp capable shuttle. Don’t forget your duct tape
By Alan Walker2 years ago in Humor
Horoscopes for November
With today’s busy lifestyle and fast paced need for short form information, please allow me to provide you with your weekly horoscope. Let me gaze into my crystal ball, consult my Tarot Cards, and wave incense in the general direction of whichever way is north
By Alan Walker2 years ago in Humor
