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Stepping Down From My High Horse
I am writing this letter to officially announce that today (May 29, 2025) I am stepping down from my lofty position atop my high horse. Effective immediately I will no longer be gazing down upon you, the unwashed masses, in disgust, as I point out the many ways you have failed and fallen short along with the seemingly endless number of things which I do better than you.
By Everyday Junglist8 months ago in Journal
I Abdicate the Throne... . Content Warning.
Dear Universe, I am over this toxic reality where pain is inevitable and hatred reigns supreme. As an empath it is just too much to endure, feeling the emotion and energy from all around unbearable with this level of cruelty and stupidity. I resign from shouldering everything that you keep piling on my shoulders. You can take this bullshit, twisted reality show version of reality and fuck right off with it! I am done! It hurts too much to keep feeling it all, to keep seeing it all! My heart is aching from the unending trauma you have put me through since childhood and instead of giving me a fucking break, you shove fucking hot pokers into the scars.
By Luna Verity8 months ago in Journal
I'm Right Sorry
Dear Bossman, I know I ain’t got much good in my noggin, and what’s there is rattlin’ around. I got a coupla questions on your after-work program since I’m gonna bin dun workin’ here soon with baby #7 and I canna lift anythin’ heavier than a bag o’ flour or I’ll drop the little’un outta my vajayjay. We’s got a lot o’ sitiations righ now. my old man just got outta the hopsital on account of the shingles, and he done had plenty o’ problems with the IB. The dang nurses couldn’t get that needle in right. They done tore up his arms trying to find them there veins. Can your after-work porgram gonna help find nurses how do a IB rite?
By Barb Dukeman8 months ago in Journal
Top 10 AI Business Ideas to Start in 2025 (No Coding Needed)
AI is no longer just for tech experts. In 2025, anyone can start an AI-powered business—even without coding skills. Thanks to no-code platforms and powerful AI tools, entrepreneurs are creating profitable ventures in content creation, marketing, education, and more.
By Shakil Sorkar8 months ago in Journal
How AI Vocal Removers Are Changing Music Production in 2025
In 2025, the world of music production has entered a revolutionary phase, thanks to the rise of AI vocal removers. What used to take hours of manual editing and complex software tools can now be achieved in minutes with the help of artificial intelligence. Whether you're a content creator, DJ, karaoke enthusiast, or budding music producer, AI vocal removers are opening doors to creativity like never before.
By Shakil Sorkar8 months ago in Journal
Important Tax Tips for Painters: How to Avoid Overpaying the IRS . Content Warning.
The maze of tax regulations can be as difficult to traverse as a painter's brushstrokes. It is critical to know how to handle your taxes well because revenue can fluctuate greatly depending on factors like the size of the project or the time of year. If you want to save money on your taxes and avoid paying too much to the IRS, this site is for you.
By Self Assessment Tax Return8 months ago in Journal
Unlocking Efficiency: Advantages of Hosted Phone Systems. Content Warning.
In the ever-changing environment of commercial communication, hosted phone systems have emerged as a game changer, providing unprecedented flexibility, scalability, and efficiency. As technology advances, organisations of all sizes are using hosted phone systems to improve operations and increase productivity. In this blog, we'll look at the numerous benefits of hosted phone systems and why they're becoming the preferred choice for modern enterprises.
By Self Assessment Tax Return8 months ago in Journal
Top 5 Passive Income Ideas Using AI Tools (2025 Edition)
In the fast-paced digital world of 2025, earning passive income is no longer just a dream—it’s a smart reality powered by Artificial Intelligence. Thanks to advanced automation tools and AI-driven platforms, people from all walks of life can now generate income around the clock with little to no ongoing effort.
By Shakil Sorkar8 months ago in Journal
Make Money with Short Videos in 2025: A Complete Guide
In the digital age of 2025, short videos are no longer just entertainment—they're a serious source of income. Platforms like Facebook Reels, TikTok, and YouTube Shorts have revolutionized the way creators earn money. With just a smartphone and the right strategy, anyone can start making money online through short-form video content.
By Shakil Sorkar8 months ago in Journal
Facebook Reels vs TikTok: Which Pays More in 2025?
In 2025, the battle between Facebook Reels and TikTok has reached new heights. With billions of users consuming short-form video content daily, creators are left wondering: Which platform actually pays more? If you're looking to make money online with short videos, choosing the right platform can make all the difference.
By Shakil Sorkar8 months ago in Journal
Make Money Online with AI: Top Strategies for 2025
✍️ Introduction: In 2025, the fusion of Artificial Intelligence (AI) and the digital economy has created unprecedented opportunities to earn money online. Whether you're a student, freelancer, entrepreneur, or just looking to build passive income, AI offers multiple ways to generate consistent online revenue. This guide will explore the best strategies, tools, and AI-powered platforms you can use to start making money online right now.
By Shakil Sorkar8 months ago in Journal
