Satirical
Human Bodies: A Squishy Design Flaw Waiting to Happen
Good evening, fellow meatbags! Have you ever stubbed your toe so hard that you suddenly believed in alternate dimensions? Or smashed your shin on a coffee table and wondered if bones can actually scream? Congratulations! You’ve just experienced the tragic comedy of human design.
By The Pompous Post5 months ago in Humor
Bad Drivers: A Field Guide to Vehicular Villainy
🚦 Exhibit A: Roundabouts – The Bermuda Triangle of Traffic The instant certain drivers approach a roundabout, their brains reboot. All sense of direction and purpose evaporates, replaced by pure panic. It’s like watching a flock of birds get flash-banged by a solar flare:
By The Pompous Post5 months ago in Humor
The Time I Tried to Adult and Failed Miserably
Introduction: Adulthood sounded great in theory. Pay your bills on time, eat healthy, have a clean apartment, maybe even have a plant that survives more than a week. I had visions of this perfect adult life. Reality, however, had other plans. My journey into adulthood began with confidence… and ended with a series of spectacular failures that left me questioning whether I was cut out for this “adulting” thing at all.
By Nadeem Shah 5 months ago in Humor
My Epic Fail at Yoga Class
Introduction: I’ve always considered myself somewhat graceful… well, at least in my own head. So when I decided to join a local yoga class, I imagined serene stretches, deep breaths, and maybe a hint of enlightenment. What actually happened was far less zen and far more… chaotic.
By Nadeem Shah 5 months ago in Humor
Alarm Clocks Are Gaslighting Me...
Good morning, dear readers! Or should I say “bad morning,” because if you’re reading this, you probably woke up to the soul-piercing shriek of your alarm clock. You know the one. The device you trusted to gently usher you into consciousness, but instead ambushes you like a SWAT team breaking down your door at 6:00 a.m.
By The Pompous Post5 months ago in Humor
Chinese-American in Seattle Locked Up for Having Chinese Friends
In a landmark victory for the Trump administration, Seattle auto mechanic Wei Zhang, 42, was sentenced to life in prison without parole by a federal court which found him guilty of espionage based on having friends from China and having driven past a Boeing manufacturing plant three times.
By Scott Christenson🌴5 months ago in Humor
Minimalism Ruined My Life (But at Least I Have One Chair)
Greetings from the echoing cathedral that is my living room, where the acoustics are immaculate because there is nothing in here except me, a succulent named Trevor, and the one chair I kept “for guests.” I am living proof that you can declutter your way straight into a spiritual crisis and still have to stand while eating cereal. Minimalism promised me serenity. It delivered shin splints from all the standing. Behold my cautionary tale...
By The Pompous Post5 months ago in Humor











