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Thieves, Camera, Action! - The Ultimate TV Crime Reality Show
Presenter: “Welcome to the first episode in our new series ‘Thieves, Camera, Action’ with me Stewart Alistair. We’ll be highlighting the incredible work of the most notable thieves, robbers, con-artists and heist merchants in the UK today. People who carry on a long tradition of hard-working and imaginative enterprises gathering riches and wealth.”
By Parody and Satire4 months ago in Humor
Live from the Cheese Rolling Race at Cooper’s Hill in Gloucester.
Cole Davieman: What an incredible weekend this is for sport here on the BBC. We have the Monaco Grand Prix, the tennis at the French Open and of course our very own F.A. Cup Final at Wembley. But these all take second place to our live commentary of a Blue-Ribbon event that everybody is talking about right here in sunny Gloucestershire. It’s the annual Cheese Rolling Race at Cooper’s Hill. First written about in 1826 but certainly it's been going a lot longer. Here with me is veteran cheese-rolling champion Ivor Sponge.
By Parody and Satire4 months ago in Humor
Love Sucks & Then You Fry 🔥
Pain began each day for him— physical agony undreamed of by mere mortals. It was always the same. 🥱 First, straight out of his snake-ridden dung heap bed, he was flayed alive, his flesh peeled off his hideous body by a series of ingenious rollers and razors. Every inch of his epidermis was meticulously sliced away, unveiling a few billion live nerves. Apish-monsters-with-praying-mantis-heads then pushed, prodded, and poked him, rolling his skinless body in a great dune of salt. When he was pulled screaming from the sodium, he was ran under a lava shower, then entrapped in an absolute zero frost. Chipping him out of the ice block, the monsters also inflicted 666 new stab wounds before he was finally released for duty in Satan's service.
By Lightning Bolt ⚡4 months ago in Humor
The Secret Life of Everyday Gremlins: A Field Guide for the Doomed
Introduction: Welcome to the Chaos For centuries, humanity has blamed bad luck, clumsiness, or “just one of those days” for life’s minor disasters. Lost socks. Dropped calls. Popcorn that smells like a Viking funeral. But the truth is far stranger, and far more sinister: Gremlins.
By The Pompous Post4 months ago in Humor
My Epic Fail at Yoga Class
Introduction: The Myth of My Flexibility I had always believed yoga was simple. Peaceful breathing, soft music, a few stretches — how hard could it be? Friends swore it changed their lives, improved their posture, and helped them “find inner balance.” I wanted all that. What I didn’t expect was to find myself becoming the accidental comedy act of the entire class.
By Nadeem Shah 4 months ago in Humor
How I Accidentally Became the Office Meme
Introduction: The Day My Dignity Took a Coffee Break They say every office has “that person” — the one who becomes the story everyone retells at lunch. I never thought I’d be that person. I liked blending in, keeping my head down, and letting others be the subject of harmless gossip. But fate had other plans, and it all began with a single, innocent cup of coffee…
By Nadeem Shah 4 months ago in Humor
How to Survive a Family Road Trip Without Turning Into a Cryptid
There comes a point in every person’s life, when they must embark on the most dangerous, character-defining journey of all... the family road trip! Forget Everest... Forget the moon landing... A road trip with your relatives is where legends are made and human beings mutate into mysterious highway creatures, sustained entirely on Fun-yuns and spite.
By The Pompous Post4 months ago in Humor
