Satire

THE TERM “MILD” IS A SLEEPER AGENT
A classified report from the Department of Gastrointestinal Defense... New research has confirmed what millions of Americans have whispered in fear at 2:17 AM, bent over in sweaty anguish, regretting their life choices:
By The Pompous Post2 months ago in Humor
The “Five-Second Rule” Is Scientifically Valid!
In a stunning revelation that has shocked scientists, parents, and snack enthusiasts alike, researchers at the Institute of Selective Germ Theory have officially confirmed that the “Five-Second Rule” is, in fact, scientifically valid. Provided that one counts extremely quickly and maintains unwavering confidence while doing so.
By The Pompous Post2 months ago in Humor
THE INNER MONOLOGUE OLYMPICS: Overthinking Events You Haven’t Even Attended Yet
In a stunning display of psychological endurance, humanity has collectively entered what experts are calling The Inner Monologue Olympics. A high-stakes mental tournament where every competitor is both the athlete and their own worst critic.
By The Pompous Post2 months ago in Humor
The Wi-Fi Prophet of Addis Ababa
If you ever lose internet in Addis, you pray. You restart the router, switch SIM cards, whisper a small “please, Ya Egziabher” — and when that fails, you blame Ethio Telecom. But one man believed there was a spiritual reason behind slow connections. His name? Mebratu Teklu, self-proclaimed Wi-Fi Prophet of Addis Ababa.
By John Abesellom's2 months ago in Humor
The Miss Gloria Hour with Rick Henry Christopher
Running Late “Debbie, Paolo will be here any minute. I’m running late. Can you help me pack my bag?” “Oh yes, I’ll be right there!”
By Rick Henry Christopher 2 months ago in Humor
THE EPIC OF GILGAMESS AND OTHER MISNAMED MASTERPIECES
For centuries, scholars have marveled at humanity’s literary achievements. Works so profound they shaped civilizations, inspired revolutions, and confused generations of high schoolers.
By The Pompous Post2 months ago in Humor
THE WONDERS OF PET OWNERSHIP (AND OTHER LIES WE TELL OURSELVES)
POMP BAY, USA - For centuries, humankind has proudly proclaimed itself the master of the animal kingdom. We have domesticated wolves, tamed jungle cats, and invited birds to share our homes in exchange for a few crackers and the occasional unsolicited scream.
By The Pompous Post2 months ago in Humor
New Scientific Evidence Shows All Life Devolved from Human
NASA’s analysis of material returned from Comet 67P/Churyumov–Gerasimenko reveals intact, fully sequenced human DNA dating to 4.54 billion years ago, predating Earth’s oceans by 200 million years.
By Scott Christenson🌴2 months ago in Humor
The Madness of King Henry VIII - Tudor Stay or Tudor Go?
A University degree in Economic and Social History with Psychology thrown in doesn't seem to offer much scope for any synthesis between the two disciplines.
By Parody and Satire2 months ago in Humor
LIVE AT 6: HALLOWEEN CHAOS SWEEPS THE NATION
POMP BAY, USA — 7:03 P.M. Another live, holiday report from your trusted name in news, The Pompous Post! The streets are alive tonight dear viewers, as costumed civilians flood the suburbs in what officials are calling “an organized candy extraction operation, with light property damage.” Visibility remains low due to fog machines, vape clouds, and that one guy who burned twenty pumpkin-scented incense sticks at the antique store.
By The Pompous Post2 months ago in Humor
The Miss Gloria Hour: With Guest Supermodel Davania
The Board Meeting Heading a staff meeting, Trixie greeted the team gathered in the boardroom. “Good morning, team! Jason, always a pleasure. Gloria, radiant as ever. Rafael, thanks for not ghosting us. And Karla, welcome back to the circus.”
By Rick Henry Christopher 2 months ago in Humor
Holy Wood And Diver City. Content Warning.
Intro: Wagwaan, earthlings. You’re about to dive into something that’s not just another “Hollywood parody.” Nah. This is Holy Wood — a hallucinatory walk through the studios of nowhere, where clout is currency and everyone’s rewriting Genesis for likes. So buckle up, silence your inner critic, and let’s roll the first take.
By C.J.Night2 months ago in Humor