C.J.Night

Joined October 2025

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Just wierd writer. Not Gigi Hadid, but GG Allin. A visionary, a dawg from da hood, a person who believes Cats are immortal. Author of Useless Immortality, Babylon Is Us, Holy Wood and a lot of other crap (available on Amazon, Lulu, etc).

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Doña Juanita Speaks #2 — The Fool’s Guide to Immortality”. Content Warning.
Wagwaan, Earthlings. Donya Juanita reporting live from the quantum jungle — the place where neurons, hyper-pop, and old gods share the same coffee machine.
By C.J.Night2 months ago in Longevity
Holy Wood And Diver City. Content Warning.
Intro: Wagwaan, earthlings. You’re about to dive into something that’s not just another “Hollywood parody.” Nah. This is Holy Wood — a hallucinatory walk through the studios of nowhere, where clout is currency and everyone’s rewriting Genesis for likes. So buckle up, silence your inner critic, and let’s roll the first take.
By C.J.Night2 months ago in Humor
Doña Juanita Speaks #1 — The Fool’s Guide to Immortality”
Wagwaan, earthlings — I’m starting a series of letters from my ongoing book Useless Immortality. Think of it as a postmodern survival guide from a washed-up techno-shaman trying to understand why humanity still believes in eternal youth and avocado toasts.
By C.J.Night2 months ago in Futurism

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Doña Juanita Speaks #2 — The Fool’s Guide to Immortality”. Content Warning.

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Doña Juanita Speaks #1 — The Fool’s Guide to Immortality”

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