Funny
Welcome to The Pompous Post™
Welcome to The Pompous Post™ — Satire for the Soulfully Unhinged Greetings, traveler. If you’ve somehow wandered into this digital cul-de-sac of comedic commentary by accident, fear not... you are among friends. Possibly disturbed friends, yes… but still friends. You have stumbled into a corner of the internet where logic takes a backseat, sarcasm rides shotgun, and satire drives directly into traffic. Seatbelts are voluntary!
By The Pompous Post8 months ago in Humor
A Chuckle in the Chaos
Elara considered herself an organized person, which was, in itself, a minor miracle given the perpetual maelstrom that seemed to follow her. Her tiny city apartment, a lovingly curated collection of mismatched furniture and thriving (mostly) houseplants, was a testament to her efforts to impose order. Yet, every morning, a fresh wave of delightful pandemonium seemed to crash upon her.
By Asif Nawaz8 months ago in Humor
Uncle Hasan the Elder – Part 12: “The Preemptive Panic Strategy”
Every family has that one person who seems to operate on a logic entirely their own—but somehow, it always works out for them. In ours, that person is Uncle Hasan. Part strategist, part philosopher, part charming troublemaker, and just a dash forgetful.
By Mohammadreza Gholami8 months ago in Humor
Welcome to Tina's Blossom Life: Where Real Life Gets a Hilarious Makeover!
I'm Tina—a woman in my mid-30s, happily married, and living abroad. Life has taken me on a journey far from home, but it's in the ordinary, daily experiences that I've found extraordinary joy.
By Tina's Blossom Life8 months ago in Humor
Uncle Hasan the Elder – Part 11: “The As Expected Approach.”
Every family has that one member who doesn’t just live life, they tactically maneuver through it like a general at war. In ours, that title belongs to Uncle Hasan. Whether it’s avoiding chores at a party or steering a shopping trip like a financial strategist, the man has a move for every scenario.
By Mohammadreza Gholami8 months ago in Humor
Uncle Hasan the Elder – Part 10: “Uncle Hasan’s Eid Shopping Masterclass”
Every family has that one person who turns routine events into a masterclass in psychological strategy. In ours, that person is Uncle Hasan, a man who could outwit a chess champion while playing Uno and still convince you it was your idea.
By Mohammadreza Gholami8 months ago in Humor
One Time I Offered a Patient an Apricot Condom...
I had just started a job as a hospital housekeeper — delivering meals to patients. A great opportunity… except for one small detail: My English was basically: "Hi", "Good morning", "Goodbye", "OK", and "Fine". That’s it. That’s all I had. Everything else? Pure improvisation, hand gestures, and lots of smiling.
By Tina's Blossom Life8 months ago in Humor
Regarding Your Recent Lack of Laughter . Top Story - June 2025.
Hey there! 👋🫤⚡ It's me: _Lightning Bolt⚡ and please don't fly off the handle. ⚡😐 On a rare occasion, every once in a while, self-awareness smacks me on the head like a giant rubber dildo. And you, my faithful readers, make that possible. (The self-awareness... not the dildo.)
By Lightning Bolt ⚡8 months ago in Humor
Uncle Hasan the Elder – Part 9: “The Art of the Fashionably Late”
My cousin was telling me another classic story about the legendary Uncle Hasan—who, by now, you’ll know isn’t just a man; he’s a walking, talking survival manual for daily life. His genius isn’t in gadgets or degrees—no, Uncle Hasan’s brilliance lies in navigating everyday situations with the cunning of a fox and the grace of a seasoned diplomat.
By Mohammadreza Gholami8 months ago in Humor
Uncle Hasan the Elder – Part 7: “Uncle Hasan’s Supermarket Masterclass”
I used to think I was pretty smart with money—until I went shopping with Uncle Hasan. It all started one ordinary afternoon. I came home carrying a couple of grocery bags, proud of myself for getting everything on the list. But the moment Uncle Hasan saw them, he let out a long, world-weary sigh, the kind only seasoned veterans of household economics can produce.
By Mohammadreza Gholami8 months ago in Humor
