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The Coffee Paradox
I found myself in trouble yesterday. Then it was that I found myself at a coffee house — one of those “upscale” places you know? The kind of place where you walk in and feel you should be reading Dostoevsky while spending the equivalent of your phone bill. Either way, I’m standing in line pretending to be one of them, not knowing that I’m seconds away from a decision that will change my life indefinitely — fine, at least my morning. I arrive at the counter and the barista, clearly someone who’s had more training in coffee than I will ever receive in anything for the rest of my life, looks up at me, “What can I get for you today?”
By Pen to Publish10 months ago in Humor
I Accidentally Subscribed to the Premium Reality. AI-Generated.
It happened while I was half-asleep and fully annoyed. My internet was down, my coffee had that vague burnt-toast flavor, and I had just stubbed my toe on the leg of my overly minimalist couch. I did what any sane adult would do: opened a meditation app to passive-aggressively breathe through the rage.
By Ahmet Kıvanç Demirkıran10 months ago in Humor
Facebook Vaudeville. Top Story - April 2025.
Author's Introduction: The following dialogue is very loosely based on the true struggle that I have had with Facebook over the last week or so trying to get back into my Facebook after it got hacked and, subsequently, locked. Spoiler alert: it still has not been resolved.
By Stephanie Hoogstad10 months ago in Humor
The Legend of Don Conrado Pt.2
Should the reader refuse to believe the history that will be revealed from this point onwards, let this hereto clarify and serve as a reminder; for, many a reader have shown such reluctance in acknowledging the great works of the past, only to accept and fully ascribe to the implications of these said works at a later point in time. In fact, many an institution, or even, a charlatan, have undertaken great labours in order to outright ban a selection of finest tommyrot from inflitrating the minds of the layman, in the hopes of maintaining a tether of control, or perhaps, even unhinged servitude. It is therefore, up to the current reader, to pay heed to what is written in this history, should it likewise undergo a similar fate. Though, I assure the reader that the contents of this history are not so exceedingly shocking, or deranged, that one should feel that they have finally stumbled upon a sacred sort of area; such as that, perhaps, of the inner circle of Area 51. Such a case, story or fantasy, would, in fact, serve on another occasion. However, in this particular chapter, I shall bring to light an account of the history immediately preceding the second abduction of our hero Don Conrado…
By Delusions of Grandeur 10 months ago in Humor
50 Memes That Turned My Day Around
I’ll be honest: some days start off on the wrong foot. Take last Tuesday—I spilled coffee on my shirt, tripped over a shoe I swore I’d put away, and realized I’d forgotten a deadline. By noon, I was ready to call it quits. That’s when I stumbled across this collection of 50 memes that promised to be relatable, wholesome, and funny. Skeptical? Sure. But five minutes in, I was laughing so hard I forgot about the coffee stain.
By Faiz Bashir10 months ago in Humor
Posh Person V Parking Machine
Before I start, I wish to make it clear that I’m not stereotyping posh people here. I’m sure most of you upper crust types are more than capable of negotiating electronic machinery. But for the sake of history this story must be told. So hold on to your fascinators!
By Simon Aylward10 months ago in Humor
Good Surrenders
The eternal war between good and evil ended abruptly today as good surrendered indicating that it had been defeated. Good, appearing in the form of African American actor Morgan Freeman, the embodiment of good according to most Hollywood producers, read a prepared statement at a hastily called press conference announcing the surrender. Good said the following,
By Everyday Junglist10 months ago in Humor
April Fools' Day: A Day of Merriment and Mischief
April 1st, internationally known as April Fools' Day, is a day of harmless trickery, surprise jokes, and mutual amusement. This annual celebration provides a temporary release from the gravity of everyday life, encouraging individuals to indulge in lighthearted mischief. Whether by means of innocent tricks, witty jokes, or elaborate deceptions, April Fools' Day is a worldwide festival of humor and ingenuity.
By Sikandar prasad10 months ago in Humor
