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The Worst Blind Date Ever
The Worst Blind Date Ever by Aariz ullah I should’ve known the night was doomed when my Uber driver called me “grandma” and asked if I needed help buckling in. I’m thirty-two. Thirty-two! Granted, I was wearing a cardigan, but it had sequins. Sequins are festive, not geriatric.
By Aariz ullah5 months ago in Humor
The Day My Coffee Mug Started Giving Me Life Advice
If you’ve never been verbally assaulted by a ceramic mug before, I envy you. It all started one groggy Tuesday morning when I stumbled into the kitchen, bleary-eyed, hair resembling a bird’s nest that lost the will to live. I grabbed my favorite chipped coffee mug — the one that says “World’s Okayest Human” — and poured in the first life-sustaining hit of caffeine. That’s when it happened.
By ALEX_BLACK5 months ago in Humor
HYPROV: A Night of Laughter You’ll Never Forget. AI-Generated.
Introduction In a world filled with stand-up specials and streaming comedy shows, it takes something truly unique to capture everyone’s attention. Enter HYPROV: Improv Under Hypnosis, a one-of-a-kind live performance that blends the art of improvisation with the mystery of hypnosis. Created by Colin Mochrie, the improv legend from Whose Line Is It Anyway?, and world-class hypnotist Asad Mecci, HYPROV has been taking the comedy scene by storm, leaving audiences laughing, amazed, and talking long after the curtain falls.
By Kenzie Scott5 months ago in Humor
The Greatest of All Delusions
We may not know what they are, if they are in fact delusions, or premonitions, but either way, they come upon one rather suddenly, like a knight on a barded steed, during the wee hours… when all the lights are out, and the dark clouds roll in over the city (rather big, omniscient, and tormenting); and especially when the watchmen — way up in the their towers, and overlooking the citadel — have retired for the night and have thus left the stronghold unguarded, unmanned, and in grave peril...
By Delusions of Grandeur 5 months ago in Humor
White House Doctor's Confirm Donald Trump Dying of Evil
White House Doctors confirmed today what many have long suspected, President of the United States Donald Trump is dying of evil. The disease is terminal, and there are no treatments and no cure. At a press conference surrounded by global media, white house chief medical officer Dr. Timothy Stephens, read a prepared statement saying. “It is with great sadness that we are prepared to announce today we have finally converged on a diagnosis for the mysterious illness that has plagued President Trump for much of his life, but recently turned much more serious. We had initially suspected frontotemporal dementia as the most likely cause based on his symptology which appeared to align closely with the seven stages of that disease. As a reminder that disease begins with mild cognitive changes followed by changes in behavior and difficulty with language. At that point the patient begins to see a greater impact on quality of life and personality changes. In the final stages we see significant memory loss followed by severe cognitive decline. President Trump’s early symptoms such as chronic incontinence requiring him to wear a urinary catheter and urine collecting bag running down the side of his leg at all times while in public, along with his strangely stilted manner of standing and walking, and ever more frequent non sensical incoherent ramblings all supported the hypothesis of frontotemporal dementia as the disease from which he has suffered for so long now.
By Everyday Junglist5 months ago in Humor
Chuck The Ambitious
Once, not so long ago, there was a small marshmallow chick. A purple marshmallow chick to be exact. His name was Chuck. He spent his days amongst his four purple marshmallow brothers and sisters in a small box covered in plastic. Chuck knew that he would never leave this prison-like home until the spring day when some wee boy or girl begged their mothers or fathers for a sugary treat. And the freedom that would follow would be short and sweet. But this knowledge did not stop Chuck from having dreams. Big dreams.
By Hayden Harner5 months ago in Humor
